The Howling: The Original NightmareYear: 1988 Director: John Hough Written by: Clive Turner, Freddie Rowe Threat: Werewolf Weapon of Choice: Fire Based upon: novel - The Howling - Gary Brandner |
Other movies in this series:
The Howling
Howling II: Your Sister Is a Werewolf
Howling III: The Marsupials
Howling V: The Rebirth
Howling VI: The Freaks
Howling: New Moon Rising
Rish Outfield's reviews
Well, watching this was a nightmare, but I can't say it was very original. Strangely, this film is a remake of the first
film. I don't know if that usually happens, but in this case, it shouldn't. Take terrible acting and terrible dialogue,
marry it to terrible pacing and a terrible story, and guess what, you've got a terrible movie on your hands.
The plot was close to this: Familiar-looking, flat-chested writer suffers hallucinations, so she and her husband go out
to a summer cottage in the middle of nowhere to relax. Stuff happens, they meet creepy townsfolk, she makes a friend,
and I guess there's a werewolf there, but we don't really see him till the end (there's a lot of POV shots of the monster
early on, and people pretending to be scared of it, but it didn't really work).
To say good things about Howling IV is hard, but I'll try: The tape I watched had neat-o previews before it. And the
movie began with a great 80's song. But that was the highpoint. I felt like creating a Stupidity In the First Five
Minutes skull. It was awful. I read a review that said the remake was far superior to the original, but I can't think
of a single area (not a one) in which Part IV even EQUALS Part I. It was filled with a lot of dumbness on the part of
the script and the characters, and illogical, stilted dialogue that sounded like a poorly translated foreign film. Oh,
and it came with a shitty ending too. It has the star of the equally terrible House
of Usher in it, if that helps you stay away.
Best Scare: Even the sounds of wolves howling in the night, so eerie in the original, weren't at all scary here.
I'd Recommend It To: Fans of werewolf movies without any werewolves in them.
The tyranist's thoughts
I mostly dig on monster movies. I guess it's a link to my childhood when those were the
only kind of horror I ever saw. Werewolf movies are generally considered monster
movies. This is a werewolf movie. I didn't dig on it.
The one good thing that came of watching this movie was the stunning realization that
it has been a long time since I've watched '80s horror. I miss the '80s. It's like an ache
in the back of my head all the time. In spite of its flaws, this movie took me back there
for a time and for that I am grateful.
So what were the flaws? Well, it was generally poorly acted and poorly scripted. The
plot was barely coherent and often wandered into long periods of filler. It was really
a typical '80s sequel kind of plot. The werewolves weren't the least bit scary and
they changed the Howling mythos just enough to really mess things up. The town
of Drago was also vaguely confusing in that there were only six buildings but seemingly
limitless applications for them.
To its advantage, it did contain the sickest werewolf transformation I've ever seen.
It was fun to see Michael Weiss back before he was anybody.
I wouldn't really recommend this to anyone. Well, maybe if you were trying to watch
the whole Howling series. That I could understand.
Total Skulls: 20
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |