I Married a MonsterYear: 1998 Director: Nancy Malone Written by: Duane Poole Threat: Alien Weapon of Choice: Eye-Beams Based upon: screenplay - I Married a Monster from Outer Space - Louis Vittes |
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Rish Outfield's reviews
This was like a long episode of "The New Outer Limits," only less serious. I thought it was a normal movie until I saw the
first commercial fade out. But it was already too late. I had purchased a made for TV movie.
Pretty "Melrose Place" star Susan Walters is about to get married. An alien ship comes down and one of the beings replaces
her fiancé. The doppleganger helps recruit others, but the bride gets suspicious and other stuff happens. I'm sleeping
now.
So, it wasn't a great movie. So, it's not worth seeing. But I'm trying to think of something positive to say. Its
special effects were pretty good (syndicated 90's sci-fi series quality, at least). Richard Herd is always cool. But this
was an odd movie. Nothing felt real, as if everything were staged (I know it was just a movie so it was really all staged,
but it felt like even the characters were conscious of it). It had stupid TV humour I thought we had outgrown in the 70's.
There was some sappy stupid music thrown in along those same lines. Walters as the female lead was attractive, but I never
felt for her character. She went from trusting to mistrusting to trusting, then to mistrusting again, and from happy to
unhappy then back to happy and then unhappy again. Is ANYBODY like this? I mean, one day she's accusing her husband of
being some kind of brainwashed imposter, the next she's planning outings they'll take with their grandchildren. Try a
little consistency, folks.
I never felt there was a threat, never any danger, if anything, the people (and their reactions) were scarier than the
aliens. In Invasion of the Body Snatchers, the telling sign of
alienhood was someone's lack of personality and emotion. That's not the case here, not at all. In fact, the giveaway is
that the aliens don't drink or smoke or run from commitment or cheat on their wives. . .of course, it's up to us to
destroy them. The thing that was so garishly wrong about all this was that these creatures are clearly not evil, and they
don't even kill the people they supplant. At the end, the husband replacement explains that they are the last of their
species, and they just want to survive. Of course, they are ruthlessly exterminated. As asked in Darkman, who's the
real monster here?
Best Scare: The creature on the cover looks nothing like that in the movie. It's scary they can get away with that.
I'd Recommend It To: Fans of lesser modern TV horror movies.
Note: I wasn't kidding about the Horror Film Showing--at one point, the husband turns on the television and watches a
minute or so of the movie this is a remake of. If that doesn't inspire you to stay away, you're a lost cause.
The tyranist's thoughts
Well, then. I don't suppose there's really much to say on this one. It was a little made-for-TV
flick that could have been way better and really for the most part reminded me more of
Tommyknockers than anything
else.
The cast was somewhat likeable until they turned alien. The setting was nice, but then
I like small town America. The plot was a little thin at times and very predictable, but
really in the end they only managed to achieve mediocrity. There just isn't much to
this one.
I did like the thing with dogs, but then that's how they act around me all the time so
maybe I just sympathised. Take it or leave it though. If you run across this one, and you
like alien invasion stories you might get a kick out of this. Otherwise I'd say it isn't worth
the time spent.
Total Skulls: 25
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | I Married a Monster from Outer Space | |
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |