The Incredible Melting Man

Year: 1977

Director: William Sachs

Written by: William Sachs

Threat: Mutant

Weapon of Choice: Hands

Based upon: Original

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      The Incredible Melting Man

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Rish Outfield's reviews
This was really weak, basically a D-grade 70's TV movie, except for the melting man makeup.
The 'story' went something like this: there's an astronaut who, after returning from Saturn's rings, begins to melt. And kill. And melt. He stumbles around slowly, bumps into somebody, stumbles around some more, remembering his space mission (in voice-over), leaving colorful globs of himself everywhere he goes.
It was horribly slow. Perhaps the screenplay was thirty pages long, as it had enough story for a fifty minute film, stretched into long 125 minutes. Very talky, this had amazingly awful dialogue (A laugh-out-loud example was: The first guy says, "You can't tell anyone, not even your wife." There is a long pause. Then the second guy says, "You know I'm not married, Ted."), but never seemed to say anything. I should have fast-forwarded two-thirds of this thing, but then, I might have missed some bad lighting. It featured a couple of stupid kids, who showed off the really bad dialogue and embarrassing fashions. Like all Roger Corman movies, this makes liberal use of stock footage. But I don't think Corman did this one. Hmmm.
The only elements of interest are the disgusting melting effects, created by Rick Baker. You get to see a lot of truly revolting dripping and clotting, if that's your bag. A movie this awful might be fun to watch if you had a bunch of friends over and were really drunk and maybe had somebody to fondle. Since I had none of those things, I didn't have such a good time.

Total Skulls: 20

Sequel
Sequel setup skull
Rips off earlier film
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie
Future celebrity appears
Former celebrity appears
Bad title
Bad premise skull
Bad acting skull
Bad dialogue skull
Bad execution skull
MTV Editing
OTS skull
Girl unnecessarily gets naked
Wanton sex
Death associated with sex
Unfulfilled promise of nudity
Characters forget about threat skull
Secluded location
Power is cut
Phone lines are cut
Someone investigates a strange noise skull
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door
Camera is the killer skull
Victims cower in front of a window/door skull
Victim locks self in with killer
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls
Toilet stall scene
Shower/bath scene
Car stalls or won't start
Cat jumps out skull
Fake scare skull
Laughable scare
Stupid discovery of corpse
Dream sequence
No one believes only witness
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth
Music detracts from scene skull
Death in first five minutes skull
x years before/later
Dark and stormy night
Killer doesn't stay dead
Killer wears a mask
Killer is in closet
Killer is in car with victim skull
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes
Unscary villain/monster
Beheading skull
Blood fountain
Blood hits camera
Poor death effect
Excessive gore skullskull
No one dies at all
Virgin survives
Geek/Nerd survives
Little kid lamely survives skull
Dog/Pet miraculously survives
Unresolved subplots skull
"It was all a dream" ending
Unbelievably happy ending
Unbelievably crappy ending
What the hell?