The Incredible Melting ManYear: 1977 Director: William Sachs Written by: William Sachs Threat: Mutant Weapon of Choice: Hands Based upon: Original |
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Rish Outfield's reviews
This was really weak, basically a D-grade 70's TV movie, except for the melting man makeup.
The 'story' went something like this: there's an astronaut who, after returning from Saturn's rings, begins to melt. And kill. And melt. He
stumbles around slowly, bumps into somebody, stumbles around some more, remembering his space mission (in voice-over), leaving colorful
globs of himself everywhere he goes.
It was horribly slow. Perhaps the screenplay was thirty pages long, as it had enough story for a fifty minute film, stretched into long 125
minutes. Very talky, this had amazingly awful dialogue (A laugh-out-loud example was: The first guy says, "You can't tell anyone, not even
your wife." There is a long pause. Then the second guy says, "You know I'm not married, Ted."), but never seemed to say anything. I should
have fast-forwarded two-thirds of this thing, but then, I might have missed some bad lighting. It featured a couple of stupid kids, who
showed off the really bad dialogue and embarrassing fashions. Like all Roger Corman movies, this makes liberal use of stock footage. But I
don't think Corman did this one. Hmmm.
The only elements of interest are the disgusting melting effects, created by Rick Baker. You get to see a lot of truly revolting dripping
and clotting, if that's your bag. A movie this awful might be fun to watch if you had a bunch of friends over and were really drunk and
maybe had somebody to fondle. Since I had none of those things, I didn't have such a good time.
Total Skulls: 20
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |