Island of Lost SoulsYear: 1933 Director: Erle C. Kenton Written by: Waldemar Young & Philip Wylie Threat: Mad Scientist Weapon of Choice: Knives! Knives! Based upon: novel - The Island of Dr. Moreau - H.G. Wells |
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Rish Outfield's reviews
This was a fascinating idea for a film. It was pulled off rather well, too.
The whole time, however, I was wondering what a modern version would look
like (of course, I know there is a modern version, with Stan Winston monsters
and colours and violence Val Kilmers and Marlon Brandos, but I also know it
has Fairuza Balks in it, and that's something I cannot accept). I think it
was because I saw the FOUNDATION of a great movie here, but not that movie.
The idea, as I said, of an island where a scientist has been speeding up the
evolution of animals until they are almost human, is very interesting, with
many doors it opens. I found few of them explored here, probably due to
limits of the time and budget.
For an island so remote no one would ever bother the Doctor in his
experiments, it sure was easy for people to find it. Still, I had to give
this sucker skulls for something. This film had the fewest skulls of any
I've reviewed, but it was definitely Horror, back in a day when it wasn't a
bad word (who knows, they might have called them Creature Features back then,
to avoid the inflammatory H-word).
The cast was both remarkable and unremarkable. The male lead was the bold,
flawless, purely masculine hero of all pre-television action/horror films,
and I never felt anything for him or cared about the character. Bela Lugosi
was unrecognizable as the Sayer of the Law, but it was good to hear his weird
accent again. There was the dumb old cringing, screaming girl part that was
as useful as an underwater blowgun, but the other female character was cool.
The opening credits touted her only as the name The Panther Woman! She was
pretty neat, and surprisingly sexual for the time. Charles Laughton stole
the show as the egocentric, god-complexed Dr. Moreau. His speeches were both
logical and crazed, intelligent and inane, and it was fun to watch him every
time he spoke. All of the other characters, however, were relatively bland
and stereotypical, except for the one man-beast that had compassion. The
animal-men weren't very scary, but their bloodlust at the end certainly was.
In fact, Moreau's demise, though mostly off-screen, was chilling, even by
today's standards.
In the end, as I ineloquently stated, I thought this was a story with great
untapped potential. It wasn't a classic, but I think a classic could be made
from it. I don't know, maybe I should just read the book.
Total Skulls: 2
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |