Rish Outfield's reviews
Wow, this was good stuff. I was wary of this title, since I'm a dumb guy, and British horror is usually too cerebral for me. But this was one of the coolest horror films in recent memory. I ought to buy this one as it's a real keeper. It had so many great things about it: Hugh Grant, nudity, reptile vampirism, twisted dream sequences, attractive British women, snakes and phallic symbols--fun for the whole family!
I've become something of a mini-Hugh Grant fan lately, and I think, though he's not the star of the show, that his star presence is very noticeable here. Tyranist and I listened to the raucous beer-drinking theme song three or four times we loved it so much. This was great. I don't think I've been more happy with a horror film in recent memory.
Best Scare: Lots of times, snake people will lift up their heads and hiss at the camera. I hate that.
I'd Recommend It To: The more intelligent Horror fans I know. (Keep your remarks to yourself)

The tyranist's thoughts
This is one of those movies that you see and either love or hate. A lot of "cult" films are that way. I would say that this one deserves much more recognition than most films classed with it though. Fundamentally, this movie is a boring little story of evil religion in the English countryside. Functionally, it is a ton of fun. Actually, I am simply having great difficulty putting my thoughts about this movie into words. In some ways, I would compare it with Cemetery Man , but in others, I would compare it with Conan the Destroyer. Really, the movie is just an imaginitive journey through countryside horror, something not often treated well. Rent it and see for yourself. You won't regret the time spent.
Oh, and if anyone knows where to find the soundtrack, I would pay good money to be able to listen to that Sir John versus the worm song over and over and over again.