Last House on the Left

Year: 1972

Director: Wes Craven

Written by: Wes Craven

Threat: Psychopath

Weapon of Choice: Knife

IMDb page: IMDb link

      Last House on the Left

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Rish Outfield's reviews
Wes Craven of Nightmare on Elm Street fame, Sean S. Cunningham of Friday the 13th fame, and Steve Miner, director of Friday 2, 3, and Halloween: H20, all collaborated on this film in their early days. I have liked all their movies since a lot more (including The People Under the Stairs and Friday the 13th 3-D). BUT...
This movie was sick. It was disturbingly realistic and dealt with subject matter I'm uncomfortable with (i.e. lifelike rape/torture/murder). This may be the first movie we've reviewed that had a castration in it. Not that I feel like celebrating, though. I felt somewhat dirty watching it and looked over at tyranist to see if he wanted to turn it off. Somehow, we made it through. It was just too frighteningly lifelike, brutal, and pleasureless, and I felt like I was watching a snuff film at times. The fact that it was touted as a true story didn't help any. Very amateurish camera-work and lighting added to the disturbing realism. Still, at first, there were moments of clever comedy that worked all-too-well, but got hard to tolerate as the subject matter grew darker.
Best Scare: Just the overall feeling of the film.
I'd Recommend It To: Good question...probably very few people.
NOTE: The Karate Kid's Martin Kove is in this movie as the dim-witted deputy. I was in an elevator with him last year, making him one of only a handful of actors in horror that I have met. Not that that makes any difference to you fine folks.

The tyranist's thoughts
Being the Wes Craven fan that I am it was a must that I see this movie. I sort of regret that lusty attitude. The comparison that springs most easily to mind is with Maniac. This is a hyper-realistic piece about some really sick individuals. It was disturbing in the extreme and was very hard to watch at times. The production values were relatively low which somehow made it worse than it was. The gritty texture of the film stock made the story seem even a little more real and a little more disgusting. It is hard to say much about this, but I will say that anyone even a little squeamish probably shouldn't watch simply because of the realism.

Total Skulls: 20

Sequel
Sequel setup
Rips off earlier film
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie
Future celebrity appears
Former celebrity appears
Bad title
Bad premise
Bad acting
Bad dialogue
Bad execution skull
MTV Editing
OTS skull
Girl unnecessarily gets naked
Wanton sex skullskull
Death associated with sex skullskull
Unfulfilled promise of nudity
Characters forget about threat
Secluded location skullskull
Power is cut
Phone lines are cut skull
Someone investigates a strange noise
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door
Camera is the killer
Victims cower in front of a window/door skull
Victim locks self in with killer
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls
Toilet stall scene skull
Shower scene skull
Car stalls or won't start skullskull
Cat jumps out
Fake scare
Laughable scare
Stupid discovery of corpse
Dream sequence skull
No one believes only witness
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth
Music detracts from scene skullskull
Death in first five minutes
What the hell? skullskull
x years ago . . .
Dark and stormy night
Killer doesn't stay dead
Killer wears a mask
Killer is in closet
Killer is in car with victim
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes
Unscary villain/monster
Beheading
Blood fountain
Blood hits camera
Poor death effect
Excessive gore skull
No one dies at all
Virgin survives
Geek/Nerd survives
Little kid lamely survives
Dog/Pet miraculously survives
Unresolved subplots
"It was all a dream" ending
Unbelievably happy ending
Unbelievably crappy ending