Last House on the LeftYear: 1972 Director: Wes Craven Written by: Wes Craven Threat: Psychopath Weapon of Choice: Knife |
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Rish Outfield's reviews
Wes Craven of Nightmare on Elm Street fame, Sean S. Cunningham of
Friday the 13th fame, and Steve Miner, director of
Friday 2, 3, and Halloween:
H20, all collaborated on this film in their early days. I have liked all
their movies since a lot more (including The People Under the Stairs and
Friday the 13th 3-D). BUT...
This movie was sick. It was disturbingly realistic and dealt with subject
matter I'm uncomfortable with (i.e. lifelike rape/torture/murder). This may
be the first movie we've reviewed that had a castration in it. Not that I
feel like celebrating, though. I felt somewhat dirty watching it and looked
over at tyranist to see if he wanted to turn it off. Somehow, we made it
through. It was just too frighteningly lifelike, brutal, and pleasureless,
and I felt like I was watching a snuff film at times. The fact that it was
touted as a true story didn't help any. Very amateurish camera-work and
lighting added to the disturbing realism. Still, at first, there were
moments of clever comedy that worked all-too-well, but got hard to tolerate
as the subject matter grew darker.
Best Scare: Just the overall feeling of the film.
I'd Recommend It To: Good question...probably very few people.
NOTE: The Karate Kid's Martin Kove is in this movie as the dim-witted
deputy. I was in an elevator with him last year, making him one of only a
handful of actors in horror that I have met. Not that that makes any
difference to you fine folks.
The tyranist's thoughts
Being the Wes Craven fan that I am it was a must that I see this movie. I sort of regret that lusty attitude. The comparison
that springs most easily to mind is with Maniac. This is a hyper-realistic piece about some
really sick individuals. It was disturbing in the extreme and was very hard to watch at times. The production values were
relatively low which somehow made it worse than it was. The gritty texture of the film stock made the story seem even a little
more real and a little more disgusting. It is hard to say much about this, but I will say that anyone even a little squeamish
probably shouldn't watch simply because of the realism.
Total Skulls: 20
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
What the hell? | ||
x years ago . . . | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending |