Lord of Illusions

Year: 1995

Director: Clive Barker

Written by: Clive Barker

Threat: Black Magic

Weapon of Choice: Magic

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Rish Outfield's reviews
I like Scott Bakula. I watched Quantum Leap a lot and it constantly moved me. I like Famke Janssen, and think she's damned attractive (in fact, with this, Deep Rising, and The Faculty, she's a Scream Dutchess right now). I don't much care for Clive Barker (though I've read a book or two and watched almost all his movies), but ah well. This had some good things going for it, but I found it to be a very empty viewing experience. It wasn't nearly as sick as most of Barker's movies, but it had its moments. I can't tell you whether I liked or disliked this movie. I think it's somewhere in between. Does that make sense?

The tyranist's thoughts
I went into this expecting a sick cross between Wishmaster and Hellraiser. What I got was actually much better. Clive Barker really restrained some of his sicker impulses in this arcane thriller. The movie that actually comes closest to it in my mind is Angel Heart. A rough-and-tumble-film-noir style detective takes on the arcane mystery of a lifetime at the behest of the beautiful Famke Janssen. But lets face it, I would have done the same for her. There is some typical Clive Barker strangeness, but it is much more subdued than is normal.
The script is intelligently written and it is well-directed. The actors do a fine job. Watch for a brief cameo by Vince Schiavelli. Some of the effects are almost enough to make you puke, but for the most part Lord of Illusions is stomachable and even entertaining.

Total Skulls: 18

Sequel
Sequel setup
Rips off earlier film
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie
Future celebrity appears
Former celebrity appears
Bad title
Bad premise
Bad acting
Bad dialogue
Bad execution
MTV Editing
OTS skull
Girl unnecessarily gets naked
Wanton sex skull
Death associated with sex
Unfulfilled promise of nudity
Characters forget about threat
Secluded location skull
Power is cut
Phone lines are cut
Someone investigates a strange noise skull
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door
Camera is the killer skull
Victims cower in front of a window/door
Victim locks self in with killer
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls skull
Toilet stall scene
Shower scene
Car stalls or won't start
Cat jumps out
Fake scare skull
Laughable scare
Stupid discovery of corpse
Dream sequence skull
No one believes only witness
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth
Music detracts from scene
Death in first five minutes skull
What the hell? skullskull
x years ago . . . skull
Dark and stormy night
Killer doesn't stay dead skullskull
Killer wears a mask
Killer is in closet
Killer is in car with victim
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes
Unscary villain/monster
Beheading
Blood fountain skull
Blood hits camera
Poor death effect
Excessive gore skullskull
No one dies at all
Virgin survives
Geek/Nerd survives
Little kid lamely survives
Dog/Pet miraculously survives
Unresolved subplots skull
"It was all a dream" ending
Unbelievably happy ending
Unbelievably crappy ending