Masque of the Red DeathYear: 1989 Director: Larry Brand Written by: Daryl Haney, Larry Brand Threat: Death Weapon of Choice: Disease Based upon: story - "Masque of the Red Death" - Edgar Allan Poe |
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The tyranist's thoughts
I've never tried to adapt Poe to the screen but I imagine that it isn't really as easy as it might seem. Based on
some of the Poe I've seen there are exceptional adaptations that are usually shorter in length and terrible adaptations.
Not really a middle ground. Until I saw this one. It seems to stand firmly in the middle. The adaptation wasn't really
bad, but it didn't stand out and the end result was a little too long. They should have made it shorter.
The differences here are abundant, but the central story of a prince who locks himself and all of the nobility in a
castle to avoid the Red Death is the same. Gone is the colourful masque and instead they have a more stately masque
that involves an incredible amount of very slow, very boring dancing. In fact, there was enough dancing that the
choreographer was the first person mentioned in the post-film credits.
Adrian Paul plays the prince Prospero with a sort of mania that borders on ubelievability. He had an insanity going for
him that had me a few seconds away from declaring him the threat instead of Death. Their take on the Red Death and how
he enters the party is pretty creative, but it leads to a lengthy didactic speech that I could have lived without.
For a Corman production there was surprisingly little nudity and what nudity existed was almost artistic. Very different
from some of the others I've seen. I imagine that this was probably the beginning of the anti-nudity phase for them.
Still there is a bunch worth seeing here. You shouldn't go in expecting anything great, but it is more solid than most
Poe adaptations.
Total Skulls: 18
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | Adrian Paul | |
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |