MidnightYear: 1981 Director: John Russo Written by: John Russo Threat: Devil Worshippers Weapon of Choice: Knife Based upon: novel - Midnight - John Russo |
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Rish Outfield's reviews
A grainy, unintentionally creepy 70's crapfest that's as depressing as it is poorly done, I used the words "awful,"
"bullcrap," and "abominable" in my notes to describe Midnight. When her policeman foster father gets a little
frisky, a teenage girl (I think, the character's name was Nancy) runs away and decides to hitchhike with a couple of
boys. Unfortunately, somewhere along the way, they meet up with death, in the guise of a family of inbred hillbilly
satanists.
I guess you could say, in this thing's defense, that it doesn't pull any punches. But that only makes it all the harder
to watch. There is very little character development, but I couldn't help but want Nancy and the two boys to survive,
simply because they were human beings. To me, the highpoint of this piece was when they went on a shoplifting spree in a
convenience store and I got to see what Hostess products looked like twenty years ago. None of the satanists stood out
in any way, though there was the token huge grunting one, and the obligatory unkillable one. It claimed to have makeup
by Tom Savini, but it was no Tom Savini I know. I know it doesn't rip off every element of Texas Chainsaw, but
the other ones they stole from The Hills Have Eyes. Hey, eight out of ten ain't bad. It had an awful ending in
which virtually everybody died, but you're supposed to feel that justice was served anyway. The thing that most stuck
with me about Midnight was its awful, near-indescribably bad theme song, sang with empty-headed folk music
optimism unseen outside sanitarium walls. With lyrics so trite they make the worst Carpenters song sound like the Diva
in The Fifth Element, I heard "You're on your own, you're all alone, you can't go home...anymore" in my blackest
dreams. And to make worse into worst, they played the song no less than FOUR times. In describing my long bouts with
that cheery tune, I wrote in my notes "Glib, sickening shite."
This had a very low-budget, was poorly acted and filmed, and had an air of bad taste that rose above the incompetent
points. One of the most disturbing things about this film, besides its grittiness and somewhat real feel, is how much
Horror fans seem to like it. Come on, people . . . I know there's a lot of bad Horror out there, but let's have a little
self-respect, just for a minute.
Total Skulls: 23
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | The Texas Chainsaw Massacre | |
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Hallucination/Vision | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |