Mortuary

Year: 1981

Director: Howard Avedis

Written by: Howard Avedis, Marlene Schmidt

Threat: Psychopath

Weapon of Choice: Embalming Wand

Based upon: Original

IMDb page: IMDb link

      Mortuary

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The tyranist's thoughts
There have been a lot of ideas for slasher movies over the years and in spite of what ends up on the screen, most of them are actually pretty good. All you have to do is come up with an idea for a serial killer of some sort, give him a weapon, preferably unique, and set him on some high school or college kids. Instant slasher. Mortuary is built on that formula, but I can't decide where it goes wrong. Was it a bad idea in the first place or is it just that the execution fails? Not to say that the movie itself is bad, it really isn't, it just ends up being completely mediocre which in a lot of significant ways means its worse than a bad horror movie.
So there's the usual crop of young college students and two of them decide to go steal some tires from the warehouse owned by the local mortuary. Well, one of them ends up dead and then the fun starts.
The killer is actually pretty cool up until he is unmasked. After that, it doesn't work as well. The acting was actually fair for this level of production and the dialogue was even good sometimes. When this movie worked, it worked pretty well, but when it didn't, it was almost inexplicable. Really the best thing about it was the early scenes involving the killer.
See it if you want. It definitely falls into the early 80's slasher field and has some things worth watching for.

Total Skulls: 15

Sequel
Sequel setup
Rips off earlier film
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie
Future celebrity appears
Former celebrity appears
Bad title
Bad premise
Bad acting
Bad dialogue
Bad execution
MTV Editing
OTS skull
Girl unnecessarily gets naked
Wanton sex skull
Death associated with sex
Unfulfilled promise of nudity
Characters forget about threat
Secluded location
Power is cut skullskull
Phone lines are cut skull
Someone investigates a strange noise skull
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door
Camera is the killer skullskull
Victims cower in front of a window/door
Victim locks self in with killer skull
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls
Toilet stall scene
Shower/bath scene
Car stalls or won't start
Cat jumps out
Fake scare skullskull
Laughable scare
Stupid discovery of corpse
Dream sequence
No one believes only witness
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth
Music detracts from scene
Death in first five minutes skull
x years before/later
Dark and stormy night
Killer doesn't stay dead skull
Killer wears a mask skull
Killer is in closet
Killer is in car with victim
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes
Unscary villain/monster
Beheading
Blood fountain
Blood hits camera
Poor death effect
Excessive gore
No one dies at all
Virgin survives
Geek/Nerd survives
Little kid lamely survives
Dog/Pet miraculously survives
Unresolved subplots skull
"It was all a dream" ending
Unbelievably happy ending
Unbelievably crappy ending
What the hell?