Mother's DayYear: 1980 Director: Charles Kaufman Written by: Charles Kaufman Threat: Psychopath Weapon of Choice: Hatchet Based upon: Original |
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Rish Outfield's reviews
Back in the heyday of the slasher craze, studios (and non-studios) would
mass produce these cheap horror films, most of the time to cash in on
whatever the flavor of the month was that week (I know, sorry). One of the
things I most enjoy is how many holiday titled flicks came out after the
success of Halloween. Besides Friday the 13th,
you've got New Year's Evil, Happy Birthday To Me,
several Christmas related titles, Graduation Day,
Bloody Birthday, and My Bloody Valentine.
I think there was even a Memorial Day. Too bad there was never a "Chanukah Bloodbath" or "Easter
Egg Massacre" to round out the list. [Editor's note: What about April Fool's Day? And if you want to get technical
you should probably count Uncle Sam and the "Leprechaun" movies.] Mother's Day has little to do with
all this, but forgive me for getting off on a tangent (again).
So, three women who were pals in college reunite for a camping trip out in
the woods. Unfortunately, they choose the same woods where a psychotic
family lives--two childlike men and their crazed mother--a family who enjoys
brutally torturing and murdering the passersby!
This movie had that Last House on the Left/
Texas Chainsaw ultra-realistic
flavor (we called that neo-realism in our college days) to it, and I hate
that. It started out quite funny, took a dead serious turn, and ended up
feeling like a snuff film. I loathe this type of film, and will avoid others
like it if I can. It made me feel dirty, folks, and I don't wish that on
others. Some of the folks who made this one went on to make the "Toxic
Avenger" films and form Troma Studios, which have created disgustingly fun
and entertainingly stupid movies for years. But while this was half of those
things, it wasn't the good half. The old woman who played Mama's performance
(in fact, the whole cast) was admirable, and some of the dialogue worked
well, but that didn't change the fact that this was one of the least pleasant
horror films I've seen.
The tyranist's thoughts
I don't really like The Texas Chainsaw Massacre or
Last House on the Left so Mother's Day never really had a chance. What kind of sick, sick minds
would feel the need to make a film that is half homage half parody of those movies. It's just not right.
So three women in their early 30's get together for yet another college reunion. This time they are camping in a place
that no one else seems to even dare approach. Well, wouldn't you know that there is a whacked out family who lives in
the otherwise unpopulated area that is in for a little rape and battery action.
This movie was sick from beginning to end and never entertaining to me. Sure I laughed at one or two lines and I felt a
little sympathy for the women, but really, I just wanted the movie to be over. The acting wasn't terrible, the dialogue
mostly passable, even the death effects were pretty okay. This just isn't the kind of movie that I enjoy.
I've never enjoyed it. Being a devoted horror fan means that I'm pretty immune to a lot of things but rape usually pushes
it over the edge for me and when that is combined with inexplicable violence, I'd rather be doing something else. This
strange little section of films that seem to highlight the bad guys as much or more than the good are usually ultra-realistic,
which this one was not thank God, and have some kind of cult following. Neither of those things make them good movies.
And just how do they get a cult following in the first place?
Anyway, suffice it to say that I am not going to recommend this movie to anyone. The people who are likely to enjoy it
(sick bastards that you are) have already seen it. Oh, and I should point out that the surprise, twist ending didn't
surprise me at all.
Total Skulls: 25
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Last House on the Left | |
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Hallucination/Vision | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Warning goes unheeded | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Flashback sequence | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |