Mr. StitchYear: 1995 Director: Roger Avary Written by: Roger Avary Threat: Mad Scientist Weapon of Choice: Nerve Gas Based upon: Original |
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The tyranist's thoughts
This post-modern science fiction take on the classic Frankenstein story is only scary because of a) the interesting
questions raised by the premise and b) the fact that I didn't mind Wil Wheaton's performance.
Rutger Hauer plays the mad scientist who is leading a task force that is creating soldiers for an elite unit of the
military that is top secret. Most of the movie is spent in exploration of the character and nature of the new man (played
remarkably well, by Wil Wheaton). Then of course, there is the requisite violence at the end.
One of the fundamental questions asked by the movie is "what makes us human?" They didn't spend a lot of time actually
asking the question, but I was often reminded of many similar stories produced by Philip K. Dick, who has asked that
question more than any one else working in science ficiton. In fact, I reflected that this made Hauer's second movie
concerned with that question after Blade Runner. Another connection is that the scientist's felt that depriving
the new beings of memories would make them more controllable. Replicants anyone?
The Tom Savini effects were pretty good. I was reminded in places of Cube because of the isolation imposed on
the subject. Overall, the movie doesn't fall flat. Really, it is very even keeled and that is probably its biggest fault.
There really isn't any positive or negative tension in the movie.
This is probably worth checking out for those of you who are interested in yet another take on Philip K. Dick's favourite
question, otherwise, you'll probably be bored stiff.
Total Skulls: 7
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Hallucination/Vision | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |