Night LifeYear: 1989 Director: David Acomba Written by: Keith Critchlow Threat: Undead Weapon of Choice: Fire Based upon: Original |
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Rish Outfield's reviews
Okay, so it's the 80's, and life is goooooood. Except for Archie's life–-he's a high school nerd who works every day
at his uncle's funeral parlour and is the butt of many a jock/cheerleader joke. He dreams of acceptance and of
getting out from under his uncle's thumb, but things do not look good. Unfortunately (or not), the Porsche punks with
‘89 on their letterman jackets are killed in a car accident and Archie happens to be there when their bodies begin to
come back to life (lightning strikes do that from time to time). Death has not changed their disposition, though, and
the zombies go after him.
As this film began, I got scared. Not because of the plot or atmosphere, but because I was afraid I had make a big
mistake in renting this. "What was I thinking?" said I. "This isn't even Horror!" As the credits rolled, I cried out,
"Dear God, Scott Grimes stars in this. What's next, Barrett Oliver?" There was some well-written dialogue, good
character moments, and a bit of humour, but it was very slow-paced. The movie went on for quite a while without any
horrific qualities (except of course the typical horrors of high school), and I wondered, "Wait, is this Horror?
Drama? Comedy? Coming of Age?" The cool stuff doesn't start until literally one hour into it (I had it marked at the
1:00 point). It's nice, though, when it does start. John Astin plays the despicable grouchy uncle mortician, but I
couldn't despise him if I tried. The story was simple, but enjoyable, and I felt for Archie. Future filmmakers take
note: characterization is neat. The neat thing was, it was cheap, and it was small scale, but it worked. In the end,
I felt it was a cool movie, pleasant and fun. I'd like to make little horror films like this (except you gotta be
consistent, the one thing this wasn't).
Best Scare: There weren't a lot. The zombies were a bit too smart to be effective as zombies–-they seemed more like
vampires in their mannerisms.
I'd Recommend It To: I think it's safe to say this isn't at every corner video store, so if you see it around, check
it out.
Total Skulls: 24
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | Anthony Geary | |
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Hallucination/Vision | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Flashback sequence | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |