Pet SemataryYear: 1989 Director: Mary Lambert Written by: Stephen King Threat: Undead Weapon of Choice: Scalpel |
Rish Outfield's reviews
The scariest of the Stephen King adaptations...from King's scariest book.
This film scared the crap out of me when I first saw it in 1989, inspiring my
favourite uncle to utter the words, "That movie is not right."
From Victor Pascow's exposed brains to the Ramone's title track, from "First I
played with Jud, then I played with Mommy, now I wanna play with yooooou," to
"Sometimes dead is better," this movie remains powerful, entertaining, and
disturbing with repeated viewings. Well-written, well-acted, good special
effects, music, and direction, this one really worked without tarnishing the
impact of the book in the process. I did cringe repeatedly, however, at the
performance of "Ellie" ("Let Him get His own cat, don't take mine!"), but it
didn't bother tyranist in the slightest (let's hear him after he's seen it as
many times as I have). Dale Midkiff is great as the haunted father, as is
Fred Gwynne as Jud Crandal ("the soil of a man's heart, Lewis, is stonier"),
but Miko Hughes practically rules over the film with his scream-worthy
performance of Gage Creed. Truly terrifying. The greatest of the King horror
films, it's best on the big screen--but hey, what isn't?
Best Scare: Rachel Creed's monstrous sister ("Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaachel...")
I'd Recommend It To: The strong in heart among Stephen King fans.
Note: Recently I ran into Dale Midkiff and I told him I really enjoyed his
work in Pet Sematary. And he seemed to legitimately appreciate hearing it.
I just wanted to mention that.
The tyranist's thoughts
I love this movie. It is a very creepy, legitimately scary story that I understand only too well. Given the choice that
Lewis is given, I don't know if I could act any differently. This definitely ranks as one of the very top Stephen King
adaptations and possibly the scariest after Kubrick's The Shining.
Sequel | ||
Owes everything to/rips off earlier film | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Beheading | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
What the hell? |
Total Skulls: 11
Other movies in this series:
Pet Sematary II