PhantasmYear: 1979 Director: Don Coscarelli Written by: Don Coscarelli Threat: Undead Weapon of Choice: Ball |
Rish Outfield's reviews
Tremendously stupid. How did this movie spawn endless sequels? And how come
people like it so much? The Tall Man was pretty bland, not scary at all, so
how did he become a cult figure? Who would've thought that Jawas could be so
dangerous? Questions best left unanswered, I guess. We did have a great
laugh at the Ball attacking one guy, and I'd almost recommend it for that
shot alone. Still, the rest was so bad, and the kid was so thoroughly
unlikable, I can't recall ever rooting so hard for evil to win. Oh, except
maybe Jack-O.
Best Scare: There had to be at least one scare among the silliness . . . but none come to mind.
I'd Recommend It To: You. But only you.
Note: A Special Edition was recently released, making me wonder if I missed
something. After all, if this film has enough of a following to warrant a
deluxe edition. I'll admit, the tagline "If this one doesn't scare you,
you're already dead" is pretty clever, but I stand behind my review.
The tyranist's thoughts
For how popular this little series is this movie sucked. I expected to be frightened and it just didn't happen. We laughed
so hard when the ball attacked the mortician's lackey that I couldn't breathe for about ten minutes. Then we watched it
again because I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. My problems all come down to one thing with this movie. I just
didn't understand what was going on quick enough and they never even tried to catch me up.
Sequel | ||
Owes everything to/rips off earlier film | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Beheading | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
What the hell? |
Total Skulls: 27
Other movies in this series:
Phantasm II
Phantasm III: Lord of the Dead
Phantasm IV: Oblivion