Phantoms

Year: 1998

Director: Joe Chappelle

Written by: Dean R. Koontz

Threat: The Ancient Enemy

Weapon of Choice: Shotgun

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       Phantoms

Rish Outfield's reviews
Overlooked. Dean Koontz has even worse luck at the theater than Stephen King does, but this one wasn't too bad. A slow-paced, what-the-hell-is-going-on-here movie, it got legitimately scary at points. The creature was particularly gruesome, as well. There were lots of pretty future stars in this one, including many horror alumni--two Scream actors, one from Dark Shadows, and one from the terrifying Armageddon (terrifying in the thought that I may see it again someday).

The tyranist's thoughts
This was part two of a mini Dean Koontz marathon. Fortunately we watched Watchers Reborn first because this one was so much better. It would have been depressing to see the good one first. I remember the very brief period when this was actually in the theatres and I missed it. In retrospect, I totally regret not having made it to the theatre to see it. This movie is fantastic. I would probably rank it third or fourth on my list of top horror movies of 1998 (at this writing I still haven't seen either Beloved or Vampires although I still intend to see both). The first 30 minutes was pretty terrifying and the rest of the movie really didn't let down that far. I also thought that it was pretty representative of Dean Koontz' novels. I haven't yet read Phantoms (although I have had a copy for about 4 years), but I believe that it will be very similar to the movie.
To comment on the stars: I don't really think that any of them gave particularly outstanding perfomances. Liev Schreiber was pretty creepy, but the rest were more or less just there for the action. Really the star of the show was the creepy setting. If you see this one, and I think you should, don't watch it just because Ben Affleck, or Rose McGowan, or Liev Schreiber is in it. Watch it because you want to see what film adaptations of Koontz can really be like.

Sequel
Owes everything to/rips off earlier film
Sequel setup skull
Bad title
Bad premise
Bad acting
Bad dialogue
MTV Editing skull
OTS
Girl unnecessarily gets naked
Wanton sex
Death associated with sex
Characters forget about threat
Secluded location skull
Power is cut skull
Phone lines are cut skull
Someone investigates a strange noise skullskull
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door
Camera is the killer skull
Victims cower in front of a window/door skull
Toilet stall scene skull
Victim locks self in with killer
Killer is in car with victim
Cat jumps out
Fake scare skull
Laughable scare
Blood hits camera
Beheading skull
Killer doesn't stay dead skull
Stupid discovery of corpse
Dream sequence
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls
No one believes only witness
Blood fountain
Poor death effect
Excessive gore skull
Music detracts from scene
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie
Future celebrity appears
No one dies at all
Death in first five minutes
Virgin survives skull
Geek/Nerd survives
Little kid lamely survives
Dog/Pet miraculously survives
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes
Unresolved subplots
"It was all a dream" ending
Unbelievably happy ending
What the hell?

Total Skulls: 15

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