The Pit and the Pendulum

Year: 1990

Director: Stuart Gordon

Written by: Dennis Paoli

Threat: The Inquisition

Weapon of Choice: Ladle

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       The Pit and the Pendulum

Rish Outfield's reviews
This didn't have much to do with the Poe story. Lance Henricken is cool. In fact, he was so much better than everybody else, that it really detracted from the overall film. Again, this was a Full Moon release, which meant it was very cheap, shot in a foreign locale, and was nothing we haven't seen before. It was dark and negative, with black religious themes to it, preventing virtually any laughs or any fun. It was really violent, but never in the cheering way. There was lots of nudity here, but it was torture-related, which I don't like. I found it kind of disturbing, and hopefully that says something good about me.

The tyranist's thoughts
Brought to you by the crew that normally does those eerie little Lovecraft adaptations this had so little to do with the original Poe story that it really shouldn't be titled as it is. This is really the story of a few people who lived during the Inquisition. There are some very interesting Poe-like subplots, but on the whole the Inquisition is the story. Not terrifying in the least, it does have certain moments of tension.

Sequel
Owes everything to/rips off earlier film
Sequel setup
Bad title
Bad premise
Bad acting
Bad dialogue
MTV Editing
OTS skull
Girl unnecessarily gets naked
Wanton sex skull
Death associated with sex
Characters forget about threat
Secluded location
Power is cut
Phone lines are cut
Someone investigates a strange noise
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door
Camera is the killer
Victims cower in front of a window/door
Toilet stall scene
Victim locks self in with killer
Killer is in car with victim
Cat jumps out
Fake scare
Laughable scare
Blood hits camera
Beheading
Killer doesn't stay dead
Stupid discovery of corpse
Dream sequence skull
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls
No one believes only witness skull
Blood fountain skull
Poor death effect
Excessive gore skull
Music detracts from scene
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie
Future celebrity appears
No one dies at all
Death in first five minutes
Virgin survives skull
Geek/Nerd survives
Little kid lamely survives
Dog/Pet miraculously survives
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes
Unresolved subplots
"It was all a dream" ending
Unbelievably happy ending skull
What the hell? skull

Total Skulls: 9

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