The Pit and the PendulumYear: 1990 Director: Stuart Gordon Written by: Dennis Paoli Threat: The Inquisition Weapon of Choice: Ladle |
Rish Outfield's reviews
This didn't have much to do with the Poe story. Lance Henricken is cool.
In fact, he was so much better than everybody else, that it really detracted
from the overall film. Again, this was a Full Moon release, which meant it
was very cheap, shot in a foreign locale, and was nothing we haven't seen
before. It was dark and negative, with black religious themes to it,
preventing virtually any laughs or any fun. It was really violent, but never
in the cheering way. There was lots of nudity here, but it was
torture-related, which I don't like. I found it kind of disturbing, and
hopefully that says something good about me.
The tyranist's thoughts
Brought to you by the crew that normally does those eerie little Lovecraft adaptations this had so little to do with the
original Poe story that it really shouldn't be titled as it is. This is really the story of a few people who lived during
the Inquisition. There are some very interesting Poe-like subplots, but on the whole the Inquisition is the story. Not
terrifying in the least, it does have certain moments of tension.
Sequel | ||
Owes everything to/rips off earlier film | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Beheading | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
What the hell? |
Total Skulls: 9
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