Pitch BlackYear: 2000 Director: David N. Twohy Written by: Jim Wheat, Ken Wheat, David N. Twohy Threat: Aliens Weapon of Choice: Shiv Based upon: Original |
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The tyranist's thoughts
I love sci-fi and I love horror so it shouldn't suprise anyone that I was kind of excited about seeing Pitch Black.
It seems to me that sci-fi and horror are almost inextricably intertwined. There are four basic types of sci-fi and maybe
four types of horror and they cross in more than one of the types. But you don't want to hear about my genre classifications,
you want to know if this movie was worth it.
First of all, you should know that I despise Vin Diesel. I have since the first time I saw him and I probably will for a while.
I don't despise him the same way I do Leonardo di Caprio (I can still watch a Vin Diesel movie), but I really don't like him.
Having said that he did a passable job which is a very good thing since he played a central character. The acting was really
pretty good all around when you consider the fact that there are movies of a similar nature that have much worse. I was very
impressed by Radha Mitchell. I hope she does well.
The dialogue bugged me a little. Vin Diesel's character kept uttering one-liners that felt completely out of place. Once in
a while some piece of jargon would jar my senses a little. It was enough for me to give it a skull, but not as bad as some
I've had to endure.
If you are a sci-fi fan or a horror fan, this movie will likely please you. The creatures are pretty evil looking and the
concept is fantastic. The movies pace is almost perfect in its sometimes frenzied attempt to move us along. You'll probably
end up liking characters that die and maybe hating some that live so be prepared. This is looking like it might be the best
sci-fi/horror cross of the year and we haven't even gotten out of the first quarter.
Rish's Reviews
I don't have anything to say about this movie. It was, in fact, the last movie I rented, but
I still can't think of anything notable to mention. I watched it, enjoying some of it, then
changing my mind wholeheartedly. It had cool special effects, especially in the awesome
crash scene, and I dug the concept of the light-fearing aliens.
I hate this movie mostly because of Vin Diesel, the guy everybody loves in it. I guess
you could say I am not a fan. You could also say I truly, deeply hate the man.
Total Skulls: 15
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |