Queen of the Damned

Year: 2002

Director: Michael Rymer

Written by: Scott Abbott, Michael Petroni

Threat: Vampires

Weapon of Choice: Teeth

Based upon: novels - The Vampire Lestat and Queen of the Damned - Anne Rice

IMDb page: IMDb link

      Queen of the Damned

Other movies in this series:
Interview with the Vampire

The tyranist's thoughts
I first read Interview with the Vampire years ago as a teenager and promptly went out and bought both of the other two books that were part of the series at the time(Rish: so did I!). I didn't read them (Rish: Wait a minute, did you write this review or did I?). Since then Anne Rice has added a whole shelf of novels to the series and I still haven't read anything but Interview. The first time that I felt really bad about that was when I sat down to watch Queen of the Damned.
So Lestat, who has stopped looking like Tom Cruise and started looking like that Aragorn could-have-been Stuart Townsend, has awakened from a 100 years sleep to become a rock star. Along his path to fame and glory he has empissened the entire vampire community as well as virtually enthralling a paranormal researcher. Eventually, he gains the attention of Akasha, the queen of all vampires and crisis ensues.
I enjoyed the movie, but felt that it hurt itself in all the confusion about which story it was telling. Sometimes Lestat is the clear protagonist, sometimes it is Jesse (played ably by Marguerite Moreau), and sometimes they seem to want Akasha to be the protagonist, but that never works. In addition to that they've obviously blended two stories and there are tons of details that are foreshortened. It's too bad. If I had read the books I might be even more upset by it.
The script is decent as well as the acting. The soundtrack is appropriate if sometimes grating. I didn't really feel that anything was left unresolved at the end of the movie, but I sure felt like things were omitted in the middle. Not even the deleted scenes on the DVD really filled anything in though. The movie suffers from just trying to cram too much into too short a time.
If you like the vampire movies, then you'll probably enjoy this one. It isn't terrible by any stretch. I wonder how someone who's read all the books would like it.

Total Skulls: 8

Sequel skull
Sequel setup
Rips off earlier film
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie
Future celebrity appears
Former celebrity appears
Bad title
Bad premise
Bad acting
Bad dialogue
Bad execution
MTV Editing skull
OTS
Girl unnecessarily gets naked
Wanton sex
Death associated with sex
Unfulfilled promise of nudity
Characters forget about threat
Secluded location
Power is cut
Phone lines are cut
Someone investigates a strange noise skull
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door
Camera is the killer
Victims cower in front of a window/door
Victim locks self in with killer
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls
Toilet stall scene
Shower/bath scene
Car stalls or won't start
Cat jumps out
Fake scare
Laughable scare
Stupid discovery of corpse
Dream sequence skull
Hallucination/Vision skullskull
No one believes only witness
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth
Warning goes unheeded
Music detracts from scene
Death in first five minutes
x years before/later
Flashback sequence skull
Dark and stormy night
Killer doesn't stay dead
Killer wears a mask
Killer is in closet
Killer is in car with victim
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes
Unscary villain/monster
Beheading skull
Blood fountain
Blood spatters - camera, wall, etc.
Poor death effect
Excessive gore
No one dies at all
Virgin survives
Geek/Nerd survives
Little kid lamely survives
Dog/Pet miraculously survives
Unresolved subplots
"It was all a dream" ending
Unbelievably happy ending
Unbelievably crappy ending
What the hell?