The Regenerated ManYear: 1994 Director: Ted A. Bohus Written by: Ted A. Bohus. Jack Smith Threat: Mutant Weapon of Choice: Tongue Based upon: Original |
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The tyranist's thoughts
I think it will be easiest on everyone involved if I just flat out tell you that this movie sucked. As one small example
of this, the movie earned two skulls in both the Bad dialogue and Bad acting categories within five minutes. Now, the
actors appeared to be deliberately hamming it up some, but even that they did terribly.
Somebody's playing with DNA again and this time they're trying to come up with a way to regenerate human tissue. Well,
there's a little break in and pretty soon, the head scientist is force fed the serum. Yep, he mutates, but only
temporarily a la Dr. Jeckyll and Mr. Hide. In fact the story is pretty much a straight up retelling of that one
with only some minor changes like for most of the movie, the monster only kills bad guys.
This movie really was truly terrible. When they talk about B-Films this is what they mean. No budget to the point that
it was obvious they had used bad takes because they had to. That whole air of lets slap together something and see if
it makes a little money. These people obviously knew they were makins something bad, but they couldn't even manage
to mock themselves properly. Skip this at all costs. Unless, of course, you're really into this kind of bad movie fun.
Total Skulls: 25
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Hallucination/Vision | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |