The Regenerated Man

Year: 1994

Director: Ted A. Bohus

Written by: Ted A. Bohus. Jack Smith

Threat: Mutant

Weapon of Choice: Tongue

Based upon: Original

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The tyranist's thoughts
I think it will be easiest on everyone involved if I just flat out tell you that this movie sucked. As one small example of this, the movie earned two skulls in both the Bad dialogue and Bad acting categories within five minutes. Now, the actors appeared to be deliberately hamming it up some, but even that they did terribly.
Somebody's playing with DNA again and this time they're trying to come up with a way to regenerate human tissue. Well, there's a little break in and pretty soon, the head scientist is force fed the serum. Yep, he mutates, but only temporarily a la Dr. Jeckyll and Mr. Hide. In fact the story is pretty much a straight up retelling of that one with only some minor changes like for most of the movie, the monster only kills bad guys.
This movie really was truly terrible. When they talk about B-Films this is what they mean. No budget to the point that it was obvious they had used bad takes because they had to. That whole air of lets slap together something and see if it makes a little money. These people obviously knew they were makins something bad, but they couldn't even manage to mock themselves properly. Skip this at all costs. Unless, of course, you're really into this kind of bad movie fun.

Total Skulls: 25

Sequel
Sequel setup skull
Rips off earlier film
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie skull
Future celebrity appears
Former celebrity appears
Bad title skull
Bad premise skull
Bad acting skullskull
Bad dialogue skullskull
Bad execution skullskull
MTV Editing
OTS skullskull
Girl unnecessarily gets naked
Wanton sex skull
Death associated with sex
Unfulfilled promise of nudity
Characters forget about threat
Secluded location
Power is cut
Phone lines are cut
Someone investigates a strange noise skullskull
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door
Camera is the killer
Victims cower in front of a window/door
Victim locks self in with killer
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls
Toilet stall scene
Shower/bath scene
Car stalls or won't start
Cat jumps out
Fake scare
Laughable scare
Stupid discovery of corpse
Dream sequence skullskull
Hallucination/Vision skullskull
No one believes only witness
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth
Music detracts from scene skull
Death in first five minutes
x years before/later
Dark and stormy night
Killer doesn't stay dead skull
Killer wears a mask
Killer is in closet skull
Killer is in car with victim
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes
Unscary villain/monster
Beheading
Blood fountain
Blood hits camera
Poor death effect
Excessive gore skull
No one dies at all
Virgin survives
Geek/Nerd survives
Little kid lamely survives
Dog/Pet miraculously survives
Unresolved subplots skull
"It was all a dream" ending
Unbelievably happy ending skull
Unbelievably crappy ending
What the hell?