Resident Evil

Year: 2002

Director: Paul Anderson

Written by: Paul Anderson

Threat: Zombies

Weapon of Choice: Gun

Based upon: Original

IMDb page: IMDb link

      Resident Evil

Other movies in this series:
Resident Evil: Apocalypse

The tyranist's thoughts
I like the zombie movies, especially when they are sci-fi zombie movies. This one is based on a video game that I never played, but all the same, I'll see anything that promises zombies.
So the future is ruled by a mega-corporation, auspiciously named "Umbrella," and they have been mucking about with things that they shouldn't have. The whole system shuts down and a group of operatives are sent into the underground facility to figure out what happened.
As much as I enjoyed the action and the story, there were times that it did feel like I was playing a game and that the plot was being dictated to me. There were quite a few instances of "now go here and do this and then go there and do that." Still, Milla Jovovich is fun to watch and the slick production had enough in common with the "Alien" franchise that I really didn't mind. It isn't the most intelligent horror flick you'll see (but then they rarely are intelligent).
The movie was a little shorter than I expected coming in under two hours, and perhaps that explains a few of the dropped sub-plots. Most of the time they work really hard to distract the audience from the plot though. While it isn't as gory as most zombie flicks and in fact a lot of the gore is of the off-screen variety, there is a ton of violence. Interesting that we are so much more tolerant of the violent than the aftermath thereof. Anyway, as far as zombie movies go, this one was pretty good. It did bear a striking resemblance to Aliens if that movie had been filled with zombies. Since a lot of people liked Aliens perhaps they'll like this. Just don't go in expecting a strong plot and you'll be okay.
Note: The theatre that I saw this in had a messed up projector and about the last 20 minutes of the flick jumped a lot. It was pretty distracting so I hope I didn't miss anything important. Not that they resolved any of the plot holes. I'm just worried about any Skulls I may have missed.

Rish's Reviews
I gotta admit, when I first saw the trailer and TV spots, I thought this movie looked like hot, steaming crap. I didn't go to it, had no intention of doing so, and it wasn't until I read tyranist's positive review that I gave it a chance. And it wasn't half bad.
This was not a great movie, by any stretch. But hey, it was a pretty good movie. It may be that I've just been starved for a zombie flick (wow, how long has it been since you saw zombies on the big screen?), but as derivative as the walking dead sequences were, I got a big thrill out of seeing them again. And remember when George Romero was going to direct this?
I've never been a big Milla Jovavich fan, and I absolutely detest Michelle Rodriguez (is it just me, or is she the spitting image of a bulldog?), but I managed to enjoy the film anyway. Director Anderson's track record is a little shaky: if I hadn't been driven to kill my foster parents by the music of Mortal Kombat, I might have a positive opinion about it; I didn't despise Event Horizon like tyranist did (in fact, I oughtta check it out again for the site), and I felt Soldier was only mediocre, but this film had something over on both of those . . . it was fun.
The final shot of the film was pretty astounding, even if the last ten minutes made no sense at all. But hey, it was all based on a video game, and that medium's exactly not known for its stories.

Total Skulls: 22

Sequel
Sequel setup
Rips off earlier film
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie
Future celebrity appears
Former celebrity appears
Bad title
Bad premise
Bad acting
Bad dialogue
Bad execution
MTV Editing skull
OTS
Girl unnecessarily gets naked
Wanton sex skull
Death associated with sex
Unfulfilled promise of nudity skull
Characters forget about threat
Secluded location skullskull
Power is cut
Phone lines are cut
Someone investigates a strange noise skull
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door
Camera is the killer skull
Victims cower in front of a window/door skull
Victim locks self in with killer skull
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls
Toilet stall scene
Shower/bath scene skull
Car stalls or won't start
Cat jumps out
Fake scare skullskull
Laughable scare
Stupid discovery of corpse
Dream sequence
Hallucination/Vision
No one believes only witness
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth
Warning goes unheeded
Music detracts from scene
Death in first five minutes skullskull
x years before/later
Flashback sequence skullskull
Dark and stormy night
Killer doesn't stay dead skull
Killer wears a mask
Killer is in closet
Killer is in car with victim
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes
Unscary villain/monster
Beheading skull
Blood fountain
Blood spatters - camera, wall, etc.
Poor death effect
Excessive gore skull
No one dies at all
Virgin survives
Geek/Nerd survives
Little kid lamely survives
Dog/Pet miraculously survives
Unresolved subplots skull
"It was all a dream" ending
Unbelievably happy ending
Unbelievably crappy ending
What the hell? skull