Return of the Living Dead Part II

Year: 1987

Director: Ken Wiederhorn

Written by: Ken Wiederhorn

Threat: Zombies

Weapon of Choice: Electricity

Based upon: Original

IMDb page: IMDb link

      Return of the Living Dead Part II

Other movies in this series:
The Return of the Living Dead
Return of the Living Dead 3

The tyranist's thoughts
I was only about five minutes into this one when I realized that I had seen it as a child and loved it. It's too bad I wasn't still that child. While the first movie in the series didn't take itself seriously at all, this one wanted to be a comedy. A very bad comedy.
So the military is cleaning up the mess from the first movie and they somehow manage to slop a few of the leftovers around. The dead start to rise. Our heroes find the town mysteriously abandoned except for the zombies.
The idea wasn't bad and the movie really has some fun things going for it. This movie also made me realize something, sometimes bad acting is encouraged. It could only be the fault of the writer/director that some of the characters played the way they did. There was more than one moment that I just cringed, but instead of marking it up to bad acting, I went with a bad dialogue skull instead. Believe me when I say there was bad dialogue, but this one is also due to a bad script.
The zombies aren't bad. The art of creating the '80s zombie on screen was more or less mastered by this point and available to anyone who cared to use it. The rest of the effects aren't terrible either, although you may want to fast forward through the scene in which the zombies arise. It is far too deliberate an attempt to cash in on Thriller. Weird that you could even try to cash in on something four years old.
Anyway, the movie is entertaining in its way and would probably even be fun if seen by a crowd. If you loved the first one, then you probably won't want to watch this one immediately after.

Total Skulls: 14

Sequel skull
Sequel setup
Rips off earlier film
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie
Future celebrity appears
Former celebrity appears
Bad title
Bad premise
Bad acting
Bad dialogue skull
Bad execution
MTV Editing
OTS
Girl unnecessarily gets naked
Wanton sex
Death associated with sex
Unfulfilled promise of nudity
Characters forget about threat
Secluded location
Power is cut
Phone lines are cut skullskull
Someone investigates a strange noise skull
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door
Camera is the killer
Victims cower in front of a window/door skull
Victim locks self in with killer skull
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls
Toilet stall scene
Shower/bath scene
Car stalls or won't start skullskull
Cat jumps out
Fake scare
Laughable scare
Stupid discovery of corpse
Dream sequence
Hallucination/Vision
No one believes only witness
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth
Warning goes unheeded
Music detracts from scene
Death in first five minutes
x years before/later
Flashback sequence
Dark and stormy night
Killer doesn't stay dead skullskull
Killer wears a mask
Killer is in closet
Killer is in car with victim
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes
Unscary villain/monster
Beheading skull
Blood fountain
Blood spatters - camera, wall, etc.
Poor death effect
Excessive gore
No one dies at all
Virgin survives skull
Geek/Nerd survives
Little kid lamely survives skull
Dog/Pet miraculously survives
Unresolved subplots
"It was all a dream" ending
Unbelievably happy ending
Unbelievably crappy ending
What the hell?