Salem's Lot

Year: 1979

Director: Tobe Hooper

Written by: Paul Monash

Threat: Vampires

Weapon of Choice: Stake

Based upon: novel - Salem's Lot - Stephen King

IMDb page: IMDb link

      Salem's Lot

Other movies in this series:
A Return to Salem's Lot

The tyranist's thoughts
I'm a little embarrassed to admit it, but not only have I not read this book, I don't even own a copy. For anyone who's seen my private library, it is utterly incomprehensible that I wouldn't have even one copy of this around. My shame is deep. Perhaps a trip to the used book store is warranted.
So a writer has returned to his roots in New England to write a book about a house that scared him to death as a boy. Well, his timing couldn't be better, because it just so happens that a vampire's moved into the house. People start disappearing and he takes it upon himself to stop the evil.
This is pretty well-done and even a little frightening for a TV mini-series. When you look at how old it is, it looks even better. I'm a fan of Stephen King's (I'd say as much as the next man, but when the next man is Rish, I really can't compare) and it is rare that an adaptation of his work is so successful. I may read the novel and think otherwise, but just at the moment, I found that this version was entertaining and interesting for its particular take on vampires. Not that it is any different from the normal mythos, it's just fun to see vampires in New England.
The only real problem I had with the movie was Bonnie Bedelia. Sometimes I thought she was perfect, sometimes I thought she looked anorexic. Sometimes she looked entirely too young to be Ben's love interest. Sometimes she actually looked hot enough that it didn't matter. Weird, the things you notice sometimes.
If you're a King fan at all you should probably have seen this one already. If you're a vampire flick fan, then you probably should see it. Otherwise, it is up to you. The movie is three hours long so you do have to make a little commitment.

Total Skulls: 6

Sequel
Sequel setup
Rips off earlier film
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie
Future celebrity appears
Former celebrity appears
Bad title
Bad premise
Bad acting
Bad dialogue
Bad execution
MTV Editing
OTS
Girl unnecessarily gets naked
Wanton sex
Death associated with sex
Unfulfilled promise of nudity
Characters forget about threat skull
Secluded location
Power is cut
Phone lines are cut
Someone investigates a strange noise skull
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door
Camera is the killer
Victims cower in front of a window/door
Victim locks self in with killer
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls
Toilet stall scene
Shower/bath scene
Car stalls or won't start
Cat jumps out
Fake scare skull
Laughable scare
Stupid discovery of corpse
Dream sequence
Hallucination/Vision
No one believes only witness
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth
Warning goes unheeded skull
Music detracts from scene
Death in first five minutes
x years before/later skull
Flashback sequence
Dark and stormy night
Killer doesn't stay dead skull
Killer wears a mask
Killer is in closet
Killer is in car with victim
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes
Unscary villain/monster
Beheading
Blood fountain
Blood spatters - camera, wall, etc.
Poor death effect
Excessive gore
No one dies at all
Virgin survives
Geek/Nerd survives
Little kid lamely survives
Dog/Pet miraculously survives
Unresolved subplots
"It was all a dream" ending
Unbelievably happy ending
Unbelievably crappy ending
What the hell?