The Satanic Rites of DraculaYear: 1973 Director: Alan Gibson Written by: Don Houghton Threat: Vampire Weapon of Choice: Bubonic Plague Based upon: Original |
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Other movies in this series:
Horror of Dracula
The Brides of Dracula
Dracula: Prince of Darkness
Dracula Has Risen from the Grave
Scars of Dracula
Taste the Blood of Dracula
Dracula A.D. 1972
Rish's Reviews
How big were the Hammer Dracula films? Were they more successful than their
Frankenstein films? Did they have a cult following, or did everybody go to them?
Were they big in America?
While I may never know, I like the Hammer vampire films, and hope to add more
to the site in the near future. As far as The Satanic Rites of Dracula is
concerned, two things: First of all, great title! Secondly, the version we watched
claimed it was titled Count Dracula and His Vampire Brides, but we
knew better.
This was the last Peter Cushing/Christopher Lee Dracula film, and ranks very
low on the list. The plot was intriguing, but seemed inappropriate for the series.
I wonder if they were cashing in on the huge Satan boom of the time. The
characters were also way off. Peter Cushing is great, of course, and there was
a nice scene where Van Helsing melts down a silver crucifix into a bullet. But
Dracula was a total wuss in this film, easily out-thought and defeated. It was
insulting to Christopher Lee's great name. It had nudity at the beginning,
but not the titillating kind. Sorry.
I didn't hate this movie, it just did nothing for me. There was a bit of potential for
a good flick, but it felt lazy to me, a quick attempt to cash in. It's definitely not one
I'd recommend.
The tyranist's thoughts
So I'm as big a Hammer fan as the next guy, but you have to wonder about any series that
reaches its eighth entry. Especially, when some of the previous entries weren't the best that
have been produced.
So Dracula is hanging out in London working on his latest plot. He's managed to subvert a
number of prominent Londoners in his efforts, but Van Helsing is onto him as always. As is
his lovely daughter played by Joanna Lumley. You can pretty much imagine the rest.
Except you'd be wrong. Whatever you are expecting from this movie is not what you'll get.
It was pretty obvious that they kind of gave up half way through and just tried to finish it
so that they didn't lose money. The plot is bizarre and just doesn't make sense sometimes.
Dracula's great evil that he's going to inflict upon society never really seems threatening
and seems sort of unproductive when you consider that he would have to have someone
left to live on.
Anyway, if you are trying to make it through the Hammer Dracula films, then this will
be your last. Too bad. There are better movies out there.
Total Skulls: 12
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Hallucination/Vision | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Warning goes unheeded | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Flashback sequence | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |