The Satanic Rites of Dracula

Year: 1973

Director: Alan Gibson

Written by: Don Houghton

Threat: Vampire

Weapon of Choice: Bubonic Plague

Based upon: Original

IMDb page: IMDb link

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Other movies in this series:
Horror of Dracula
The Brides of Dracula
Dracula: Prince of Darkness
Dracula Has Risen from the Grave
Scars of Dracula
Taste the Blood of Dracula
Dracula A.D. 1972

Rish's Reviews
How big were the Hammer Dracula films? Were they more successful than their Frankenstein films? Did they have a cult following, or did everybody go to them? Were they big in America?
While I may never know, I like the Hammer vampire films, and hope to add more to the site in the near future. As far as The Satanic Rites of Dracula is concerned, two things: First of all, great title! Secondly, the version we watched claimed it was titled Count Dracula and His Vampire Brides, but we knew better.
This was the last Peter Cushing/Christopher Lee Dracula film, and ranks very low on the list. The plot was intriguing, but seemed inappropriate for the series. I wonder if they were cashing in on the huge Satan boom of the time. The characters were also way off. Peter Cushing is great, of course, and there was a nice scene where Van Helsing melts down a silver crucifix into a bullet. But Dracula was a total wuss in this film, easily out-thought and defeated. It was insulting to Christopher Lee's great name. It had nudity at the beginning, but not the titillating kind. Sorry.
I didn't hate this movie, it just did nothing for me. There was a bit of potential for a good flick, but it felt lazy to me, a quick attempt to cash in. It's definitely not one I'd recommend.

The tyranist's thoughts
So I'm as big a Hammer fan as the next guy, but you have to wonder about any series that reaches its eighth entry. Especially, when some of the previous entries weren't the best that have been produced.
So Dracula is hanging out in London working on his latest plot. He's managed to subvert a number of prominent Londoners in his efforts, but Van Helsing is onto him as always. As is his lovely daughter played by Joanna Lumley. You can pretty much imagine the rest.
Except you'd be wrong. Whatever you are expecting from this movie is not what you'll get. It was pretty obvious that they kind of gave up half way through and just tried to finish it so that they didn't lose money. The plot is bizarre and just doesn't make sense sometimes. Dracula's great evil that he's going to inflict upon society never really seems threatening and seems sort of unproductive when you consider that he would have to have someone left to live on.
Anyway, if you are trying to make it through the Hammer Dracula films, then this will be your last. Too bad. There are better movies out there.

Total Skulls: 12

Sequel skull
Sequel setup
Rips off earlier film
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie
Future celebrity appears
Former celebrity appears
Bad title
Bad premise
Bad acting
Bad dialogue
Bad execution skull
MTV Editing
OTS skullskull
Girl unnecessarily gets naked
Wanton sex
Death associated with sex
Unfulfilled promise of nudity skull
Characters forget about threat
Secluded location
Power is cut
Phone lines are cut
Someone investigates a strange noise skull
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door skull
Camera is the killer
Victims cower in front of a window/door
Victim locks self in with killer
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls
Toilet stall scene
Shower/bath scene
Car stalls or won't start
Cat jumps out
Fake scare
Laughable scare
Stupid discovery of corpse
Dream sequence
Hallucination/Vision
No one believes only witness
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth
Warning goes unheeded skull
Music detracts from scene
Death in first five minutes
x years before/later
Flashback sequence
Dark and stormy night
Killer doesn't stay dead
Killer wears a mask
Killer is in closet
Killer is in car with victim skull
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes
Unscary villain/monster
Beheading
Blood fountain
Blood hits camera skull
Poor death effect
Excessive gore
No one dies at all
Virgin survives skull
Geek/Nerd survives
Little kid lamely survives
Dog/Pet miraculously survives
Unresolved subplots
"It was all a dream" ending
Unbelievably happy ending
Unbelievably crappy ending
What the hell? skull