Scary TalesYear: 2001 Director: Michael A. Hoffman Written by: Bill Cassinelli, Michael A. Hoffman Threat: Doll/Death/Writer Weapon of Choice: Knife Based upon: Original |
Other movies in this series:
Scary Tales: The Return of Mr. Longfellow
The tyranist's thoughts
A low-budget anthology piece that offers a random mixture of tales. The frame for the
stories is a man seeking employment and being offered jobs that end in a horrible fashion.
Not a bad idea, but I sometimes felt that the stories were only peripherally connected to the
frame and in one of them, it even felt forced.
The first segment, entitled "Hit and Run" was both the hardest to watch and the creepiest. After an
accidental hit and run, due to daydreaming, the dolls of the girl that was killed seek vengeance.
And seek it, and seek it. This was one sort of long, but in reality it wasn't any longer than the others.
The perception comes about because there is no dialogue in the entire story. Not one line. A
little background noise/music and some evil doll whispering and that's it. It managed to be very
effective, but felt drawn out the same way everyone thinks that 2001: A Space Odyssey
is drawn out. The only other problem with this one was that it was hardly related to the frame
at all. Being thrown out of the frame so early in the movie, makes it hard to buy into it the
rest of the time.
Story two, "I Ain't Got No Body," picks up in a bookstore where a clerk apparently lusts daily
after a particular customer. I can identify with this. Eventually, he discovers a book on astral
travel and does what any red-blooded young man would do. Well, he crosses the well-defined
rules of the astral plane and you can imagine what happens. This one was okay, but it lacked
a coherent story. It was more like a short voyeuritic experiment. I guess it's the resolution
of the story that really let me down.
Last of all is "The Death of . . ." which was probably the best scripted and most well-thought
out of the stories. A struggling writer has written a script that is widely considered not worth
the paper he printed it on. Depressed and loaded with intoxicants of various flavors, he says
mean things to his girlfriend and she leaves him. Later that night Edgar Allan Poe, one of the
depressed writer's favorite authors, appears and the fun ensues. This one turns out pretty
effectively too. While it lacks any real scares, it is an interesting story and easily the best of
the bunch.
Cheaply made and proud of it, the whole anthology is worth checking out. There is enough
original material to be interesting and if you aren't opposed to low-grade effects and a lack
of refinement, you may really dig on this one. Outside of the frame (or would that be inside?)
this is one is definitely above the average anthology.
Rish's Reviews
Because I once dreamed of being a filmmaker, and tried my hand at no-budget
moviemaking, I have a special place in my heart for the ultra-cheap independent
film. I can watch stuff like this (and
Carnival of Souls and The
Blair Witch Project and Werewolf
Tales) and try to appreciate the story being told, the style that can be
found from time to time, and root for filmmakers to succeed against tremendous
odds. And many times, they don't succeed (
Party Crasher, for instance, or The
Evilmaker). Scary Tales falls somewhere in the middle.
Because these no-budget videos can't thrill with expensive effects, locations, or stars,
the thing they depend on is a good script. This script wasn't great, but it had some
nice ideas. The tales, though, despite the title, just weren't scary. In fact, I found
some of the comedic moments more effective than the scary ones. For example,
in between the stories, the job guy begins telling about another job and they show
our hero as a janitor, putting on gloves to scrub a toilet. The hero interrupts the
story with "Wait a minute, that job sounds terrible!" And they begin with a
different one.
Parts of it were stupid, yes. But hey, a few parts (the doll whispers, the twists at
the end of the second two stories, and the wraparound idea) were good. The
blonde in the third story was really hot. The star of the piece (co-writer
Bill Cassinelli) was actually pretty good, with a sort of dull likability that I could
relate to. One of the gore effects worked really well (in the first story), and I had
been waiting so damn long when it happened that I actually cheered. The pace, in
that tale and overall, was very very slow. Too bad they couldn't have fit a
fourth story into the same amount of time.
Total Skulls: 12
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Hallucination/Vision | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Warning goes unheeded | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Flashback sequence | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood spatters - camera, wall, etc. | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |