Scorpion with 2 Tails

Year: 1982

Director: Sergio Martino

Written by: Ernesto Gastaldi, Maria Chianetta, Jacques Leitienne

Threat: Psychopath

Weapon of Choice: Hands

Based upon: Original

IMDb page: IMDb link

      Scorpion with 2 Tails

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The tyranist's thoughts
In my experience, Italians are a little better at horror than the average American. Perhaps it is because there aren't so many of them and so only those who are good at it end up successful enough for me to see it here in the states. Anyway, I had great hopes for this one.
A classically beautiful woman is having dreams about people dying. All of the deaths seem to invole an ancient Etruscan ritual of some sort. Coincidentally her husband is an archeaologist who is currently in Italy studying Etruscan relics. Then he dies. She flies to Italy to try to get to the bottom of things. More people die.
The heart of the idea is actually pretty cool, but they screwed it up. While the woman is beautiful, she is also stupid and not really that good an actress. John Saxon does make an appearance as her husband, but he is dead within the first five minutes or so. As the plot unfolds there is less and less evidence that might help us understand what is happening and more confusion. They have some cool mystical elements that they don't choose to actually use much. Oh, and watch for the science fiction bit toward the end. It has nothing to do with the rest of the movie, but it's there.
I would recommend that nobody see this movie, but I would especially recommend that fans of Italian horror especially shouldn't see it since you can only be disappointed.

Total Skulls: 11

Sequel
Sequel setup
Rips off earlier film
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie
Future celebrity appears
Former celebrity appears
Bad title
Bad premise
Bad acting skull
Bad dialogue
Bad execution skull
MTV Editing
OTS
Girl unnecessarily gets naked
Wanton sex
Death associated with sex
Unfulfilled promise of nudity
Characters forget about threat skull
Secluded location
Power is cut
Phone lines are cut
Someone investigates a strange noise
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door
Camera is the killer
Victims cower in front of a window/door
Victim locks self in with killer
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls
Toilet stall scene
Shower/bath scene
Car stalls or won't start
Cat jumps out
Fake scare
Laughable scare
Stupid discovery of corpse skull
Dream sequence skullskull
No one believes only witness
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth
Music detracts from scene
Death in first five minutes skull
x years before/later
Dark and stormy night
Killer doesn't stay dead
Killer wears a mask
Killer is in closet
Killer is in car with victim
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes
Unscary villain/monster
Beheading
Blood fountain
Blood hits camera
Poor death effect
Excessive gore skull
No one dies at all
Virgin survives
Geek/Nerd survives
Little kid lamely survives
Dog/Pet miraculously survives
Unresolved subplots skull
"It was all a dream" ending
Unbelievably happy ending
Unbelievably crappy ending skull
What the hell? skull