ScreamtimeYear: 1983 Director: Stanley A. Long Written by: Michael Armstrong Threat: Psychopath/Clairvoyance/Faeries Weapon of Choice: Knife Based upon: Original |
Other movies in this series:
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The tyranist's thoughts
A three-part (isn't that standard?) anthology that has perhaps the worst frame I've ever seen.
On at least one level the stories are worth seeing, but the frame really kind of ruins the movie a little.
Story 1, "Killer Punch", centers around a man obsessed with his Punch & Judy puppets. He has
been working them for years making a very meager living and his family is tired of it. Of course, they start
dying when he finds out.
This is really the weakest story in the anthology. The effects are bad, the acting weak, and the villain(s)
completely unscary. If I had to judge by this one, I'd say don't rent the video. Still, there was better
to come.
Story 2, "Scream House", was much better. A man and his wife move into a home that his father had been
having a difficult time selling. Almost immediately, she starts having hallucinations centering around several
grisly events, but no one else can see them.
The quality really picked up with this one and I'd have to say that in the end it was the best entry. It drags
a little, but the payoff at the end of the segment is completely worth it.
Story 3, "Garden of Blood", had the most potential of all the stories. A young man who likes to race
the motorcycles needs cash to pay for a repair. To get it he agrees to do some handyman work and
gardening for a couple of strange old ladies. When he finds out they are loaded, he breaks in and
tries to rob them blind.
There really was high potential here and it could have been easily lengthened into a feature. The only
problems it had centered around the fact that the most visible villains were played by lawn gnomes. Other
than that it was really just underdeveloped and certain plot elements seemingly came out of nowhere.
The frame. If there was a way to skip it I'd tell you to do it, but there isn't so, just endure.
Considering the second and third stories, I'd say that this one is worth a look. Don't go in expecting much
and you will probably enjoy some of it.
Total Skulls: 21
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Hallucination/Vision | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Warning goes unheeded | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Flashback sequence | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |