Screamtime

Year: 1983

Director: Stanley A. Long

Written by: Michael Armstrong

Threat: Psychopath/Clairvoyance/Faeries

Weapon of Choice: Knife

Based upon: Original

IMDb page: IMDb link

      Screamtime

Other movies in this series:
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The tyranist's thoughts
A three-part (isn't that standard?) anthology that has perhaps the worst frame I've ever seen. On at least one level the stories are worth seeing, but the frame really kind of ruins the movie a little.
Story 1, "Killer Punch", centers around a man obsessed with his Punch & Judy puppets. He has been working them for years making a very meager living and his family is tired of it. Of course, they start dying when he finds out.
This is really the weakest story in the anthology. The effects are bad, the acting weak, and the villain(s) completely unscary. If I had to judge by this one, I'd say don't rent the video. Still, there was better to come.
Story 2, "Scream House", was much better. A man and his wife move into a home that his father had been having a difficult time selling. Almost immediately, she starts having hallucinations centering around several grisly events, but no one else can see them.
The quality really picked up with this one and I'd have to say that in the end it was the best entry. It drags a little, but the payoff at the end of the segment is completely worth it.
Story 3, "Garden of Blood", had the most potential of all the stories. A young man who likes to race the motorcycles needs cash to pay for a repair. To get it he agrees to do some handyman work and gardening for a couple of strange old ladies. When he finds out they are loaded, he breaks in and tries to rob them blind.
There really was high potential here and it could have been easily lengthened into a feature. The only problems it had centered around the fact that the most visible villains were played by lawn gnomes. Other than that it was really just underdeveloped and certain plot elements seemingly came out of nowhere.
The frame. If there was a way to skip it I'd tell you to do it, but there isn't so, just endure.
Considering the second and third stories, I'd say that this one is worth a look. Don't go in expecting much and you will probably enjoy some of it.

Total Skulls: 21

Sequel
Sequel setup
Rips off earlier film
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie skullskull
Future celebrity appears
Former celebrity appears
Bad title
Bad premise
Bad acting
Bad dialogue
Bad execution
MTV Editing
OTS skull
Girl unnecessarily gets naked
Wanton sex
Death associated with sex
Unfulfilled promise of nudity
Characters forget about threat
Secluded location
Power is cut skullskull
Phone lines are cut
Someone investigates a strange noise skullskull
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door skull
Camera is the killer skullskull
Victims cower in front of a window/door
Victim locks self in with killer
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls
Toilet stall scene
Shower/bath scene skull
Car stalls or won't start
Cat jumps out skull
Fake scare skull
Laughable scare
Stupid discovery of corpse
Dream sequence
Hallucination/Vision skullskull
No one believes only witness
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth
Warning goes unheeded
Music detracts from scene
Death in first five minutes
x years before/later
Flashback sequence
Dark and stormy night
Killer doesn't stay dead
Killer wears a mask
Killer is in closet
Killer is in car with victim skull
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes
Unscary villain/monster skull
Beheading
Blood fountain
Blood hits camera
Poor death effect skull
Excessive gore
No one dies at all
Virgin survives
Geek/Nerd survives
Little kid lamely survives
Dog/Pet miraculously survives
Unresolved subplots
"It was all a dream" ending
Unbelievably happy ending
Unbelievably crappy ending skullskull
What the hell? skull