She-CreatureYear: 2001 Director: Sebastian Gutierrez Written by: Sebastian Gutierrez Threat: Mermaid Weapon of Choice: Tail Based upon: film -- The She Creature |
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Rish's Reviews
She-Creature was a remake of an old 1956 flick, ironically enough also
titled The She-Creature. Produced by Stan Winston and Executive Produced
by the late, great Samuel Z. Arkoff, this was the first in a series of "Creature Features,"
where old Z-grade horror movies are remade with nifty monster effects. Most
promising.
Tyranist's buddy, Rufus Sewell stars, along with the lovely Carla Gugino, as English
carnies at the turn of the century who discover a real, honest-to-god mermaid, and,
with dreams of fame and fortune, load her up in a ship to take to America. But the
creature is seductive, dangerous, and not meant to be caged. Hilarity follows.
I'm not sure if this was made for cable (it almost seems like the "Creature Features"
label was put together by Showtime), but it sure has great period production values,
especially if it was. The script is really nice, with a great beginning, and a little more
attention to detail than is normal for this type of picture.
A highly underrated actress, Gugino is elegant and pulls off a convincing British
accent. TV's Gil Bellows plays a sailor and Rya Kihlstedt portrays the mermaid, a
character both attractive and fearsome. And constantly naked, by the way. The
mermaid, whether you believe me or not, is actually really scary. An excellent
monster, even if she looked a bit too much like Winston's alien queen.
Parts of this film were really wonderful, though the ending leaves a tiny bit to be
desired. Odd, it's like they took their time with the whole movie, then had to rush
the ending. It got a lot of Skulls, but very few of the bad ones. This was another
of those films that I grabbed with low expectations and had them easily exceeded.
Except for a third act that really drags, this is a close to perfect little film. Highly
recommended.
Best Scare: One mirror scare made me yelp out loud. Always a good thing.
Total Skulls: 18
| Sequel | ||
| Sequel setup | ||
| Rips off earlier film | ||
| Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
| Future celebrity appears | ||
| Former celebrity appears | ||
| Bad title | ||
| Bad premise | ||
| Bad acting | ||
| Bad dialogue | ||
| Bad execution | ||
| MTV Editing | ||
| OTS | ||
| Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
| Wanton sex | ||
| Death associated with sex | ||
| Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
| Characters forget about threat | ||
| Secluded location | ||
| Power is cut | ||
| Phone lines are cut | ||
| Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
| Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
| Camera is the killer | ||
| Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
| Victim locks self in with killer | ||
| Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
| Toilet stall scene | ||
| Shower/bath scene | ||
| Car stalls or won't start | ||
| Cat jumps out | ||
| Fake scare | ||
| Laughable scare | ||
| Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
| Dream sequence | ||
| Hallucination/Vision | ||
| No one believes only witness | ||
| Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
| Warning goes unheeded | ||
| Music detracts from scene | ||
| Death in first five minutes | ||
| x years before/later | ||
| Flashback sequence | ||
| Dark and stormy night | ||
| Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
| Killer wears a mask | ||
| Killer is in closet | ||
| Killer is in car with victim | ||
| Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
| Unscary villain/monster | ||
| Beheading | ||
| Blood fountain | ||
| Blood spatters - camera, wall, etc. | ||
| Poor death effect | ||
| Excessive gore | ||
| No one dies at all | ||
| Virgin survives | ||
| Geek/Nerd survives | ||
| Little kid lamely survives | ||
| Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
| Unresolved subplots | ||
| "It was all a dream" ending | ||
| Unbelievably happy ending | ||
| Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
| What the hell? |