SlashersYear: 2001 Director: Maurice Devereaux Written by: Maurice Devereaux Threat: Psychopath Weapon of Choice: Stake Based upon: none |
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The tyranist's thoughts
In late summer of 2002, Rish and I attended the Fangoria Weekend of Horrors in Pasadena.
As I recall it was a lot of fun, except for all the people. I'm a little bit of an agoraphobe.
Anyway, among the many teasers and bits about upcoming horror flicks that we saw,
there was a trailer for a Fangoria distributed movie called Slashers. It looked
monumentally bad, but we both thought that it might be fun to see with a bunch of horror
addicts.
Flash forward a year. I find myself sitting alone in my living room watching Slashers
not because it seemed like it was time, but because I couldn't find a single other movie at
the video emporium that I was itching to see.
A Japanese gameshow (assumably in the future) pits six contestants against an assortment
of mask-wearing psychopaths in a sort of winner-take-all contest for survival. There
are three girls and three boys, I'll let you guess who wins.
I really wanted the movie to be good (have you ever wanted a movie to be bad?), but
had a hard time getting into it since I hate the kind of television that it was mocking. Still
there were some bright spots and I didn't find it hard to pay attention. The dialogue was
the worst part, with the acting not too much better. But the script was thought out and
well-executed even if it wasn't Citizen Kane.
I found myself not hating it as much as I expected I would. Of course, I watched it on
a night that held other worse films. It's probably worth seeing in that crowd of horror
addicts I mentioned. Let me know how it goes if you try that sometime.
Total Skulls: 18
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Hallucination/Vision | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Warning goes unheeded | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Flashback sequence | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood spatters - camera, wall, etc. | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |