SlashersYear: 2001 Director: Maurice Devereaux Written by: Maurice Devereaux Threat: Psychopath Weapon of Choice: Stake Based upon: none |
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The tyranist's thoughts
In late summer of 2002, Rish and I attended the Fangoria Weekend of Horrors in Pasadena.
As I recall it was a lot of fun, except for all the people. I'm a little bit of an agoraphobe.
Anyway, among the many teasers and bits about upcoming horror flicks that we saw,
there was a trailer for a Fangoria distributed movie called Slashers. It looked
monumentally bad, but we both thought that it might be fun to see with a bunch of horror
addicts.
Flash forward a year. I find myself sitting alone in my living room watching Slashers
not because it seemed like it was time, but because I couldn't find a single other movie at
the video emporium that I was itching to see.
A Japanese gameshow (assumably in the future) pits six contestants against an assortment
of mask-wearing psychopaths in a sort of winner-take-all contest for survival. There
are three girls and three boys, I'll let you guess who wins.
I really wanted the movie to be good (have you ever wanted a movie to be bad?), but
had a hard time getting into it since I hate the kind of television that it was mocking. Still
there were some bright spots and I didn't find it hard to pay attention. The dialogue was
the worst part, with the acting not too much better. But the script was thought out and
well-executed even if it wasn't Citizen Kane.
I found myself not hating it as much as I expected I would. Of course, I watched it on
a night that held other worse films. It's probably worth seeing in that crowd of horror
addicts I mentioned. Let me know how it goes if you try that sometime.
Total Skulls: 18
| Sequel | ||
| Sequel setup | ||
| Rips off earlier film | ||
| Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
| Future celebrity appears | ||
| Former celebrity appears | ||
| Bad title | ||
| Bad premise | ||
| Bad acting | ||
| Bad dialogue | ||
| Bad execution | ||
| MTV Editing | ||
| OTS | ||
| Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
| Wanton sex | ||
| Death associated with sex | ||
| Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
| Characters forget about threat | ||
| Secluded location | ||
| Power is cut | ||
| Phone lines are cut | ||
| Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
| Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
| Camera is the killer | ||
| Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
| Victim locks self in with killer | ||
| Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
| Toilet stall scene | ||
| Shower/bath scene | ||
| Car stalls or won't start | ||
| Cat jumps out | ||
| Fake scare | ||
| Laughable scare | ||
| Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
| Dream sequence | ||
| Hallucination/Vision | ||
| No one believes only witness | ||
| Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
| Warning goes unheeded | ||
| Music detracts from scene | ||
| Death in first five minutes | ||
| x years before/later | ||
| Flashback sequence | ||
| Dark and stormy night | ||
| Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
| Killer wears a mask | ||
| Killer is in closet | ||
| Killer is in car with victim | ||
| Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
| Unscary villain/monster | ||
| Beheading | ||
| Blood fountain | ||
| Blood spatters - camera, wall, etc. | ||
| Poor death effect | ||
| Excessive gore | ||
| No one dies at all | ||
| Virgin survives | ||
| Geek/Nerd survives | ||
| Little kid lamely survives | ||
| Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
| Unresolved subplots | ||
| "It was all a dream" ending | ||
| Unbelievably happy ending | ||
| Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
| What the hell? |