Sometimes They Come Back . . . For MoreYear: 1998 Director: Daniel Berk Written by: Adam Grossman, Darryl Sollerh Threat: Demon Weapon of Choice: Pick-Axe Based upon: story - "Sometimes They Come Back" - Stephen King sort of |
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Rish Outfield's reviews
I don't normally use big words like ‘ludicrous' and ‘preposterous'(that's tyranist's forte), but in this case, I feel moved
to make an exception. It was a lame attempt at horror that wouldn't garner a single positive review. The feel of this film
was very much like a syndicated television show (one that would show on UPN Saturday nights), and the plot was similar to
one of the first-season "X-Files" episodes. But much more poorly done. So, we're at the bottom of the world somewhere, and
there are army guys and a lot of snow and a mine with nasty vapors in it. And at some point, there are demons. But by then,
nobody cares.
I don't want to waste any more time talking about this film. It was the above two words, as well as less-intellectual words
like ‘lame' and ‘annoying.' This script was horrendous. It had to have been the first draft, with one writer writing the
first half and the other doing the second, and they never spoke to each other. It was all so stupid, I could just hear the
filmmakers not making an effort, almost like they did it on purpose (well, they won the dare). Avoid it, kids. The ending
was very weak, almost as bad as the "Huh?" beginning. One character (played by Max Perlich) who was supposed to be funny (I
can just see the idiot writer now saying, ‘This guy is like Bill Paxton in Aliens, people
will love it!') but he wasn't . . . I just hated him.
One almost-positive thing I will say, it had a premise (not revealed until five minutes before the ending--seriously) that
was pretty good, but it was handled so poorly. Even some of the stupider parts could've worked if they'd tried . . . but
hey, they didn't.
"Based on characters created by Stephen King." Okay, but no Stephen King I ever knew.
I'd Recommend It To: Bullies, televangelists, and meter maids, because I hate those people.
Note: Right before writing this, I watched the beginning again to check on a skull and it BLEW. It made no sense, not even
in the context of the rest of the film (including the ‘big surprise' at the end).
The tyranist's thoughts
It's a good thing that I didn't expect this to be anything related to Stephen King's work.
It's an even better thing that I didn't expect this to be good because I would have been
very likely to turn it off within minutes.
It's not that I don't like the whole trapped in the Antarctic storyline. It's been well done
in both the X-Files and in The Thing. But devil
worshippers in the Antarctic? Come on.
The acting was terrible, the script as pathetic as any soft-core porn flick's except
without all the gratuitious nudity. I felt trapped and kept hoping that the mine would
cave in so that the movie could end.
Oh, and what's with the mine anyway? What were they digging for? If this was US
government subsidized, what was it they thought they'd find. You can't tell me that
they approved the project just so a few devil worshippers could uncover an altar.
Well, there are far better movies out there, including at least one in this series. You
can take any risk you want, but I wouldn't recommend this at all.
Total Skulls: 18
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |