Sorority House MassacreYear: 1986 Director: Carol Frank Written by: ? Threat: Psychopath Weapon of Choice: Knife |
Rish Outfield's reviews
Well, they had a cool opening title. And...let's see... Oh yeah, there was a Police poster on the wall
of the heroine's bedroom. Those were about the only two things going for this film. It ripped off
Halloween and its sequel in many ways, but was much less effective. The video cover
promised so much more than what was on the tape. There was considerably less nudity and attractiveness going on there,
and very few scares.
Best Scare: Girl descending stairs while killer ascends them.
I'd Recommend It To: Slasher Fans, Completists
The tyranist's thoughts
A Halloween rip-off beginning to end. And to top that off, it was a bad Halloween rip-off. The brightest moment of the otherwise wholly predictable film was
spotting an old Police Synchronicity poster on the wall in one of the bedrooms.
Sequel | ||
Owes everything to/rips off earlier film | Halloween | |
Sequel setup | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | <©° | |
Blood hits camera | ||
Beheading | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
What the hell? |
Total Skulls: 22
Other movies in this series:
None (Sorority House Massacre 2: Nighty Nightmare and Hard to Die are actually sequels
to The Slumber Party Massacre.)