SphereYear: 1998 Director: Barry Levinson Written by: Stephen Hauser, Paul Attanasio Threat: Alien Weapon of Choice: Thought Based upon: novel - Sphere - Michael Crichton |
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The tyranist's thoughts
Rish and I first caught this one in the theatre back in '98 at the top of a horrible water-logged
double feature with Hard Rain on the bottom half. Unfortunately, the double-feature
was self-inflicted since we just picked two movies we were interested in and went to
both back to back. Fortunately, it was in the glory days when there was still a dollar-theatre
four blocks from my apartment and the whole thing cost us a whopping two bucks
each. The other neat thing about that theatre (and likely the reason it no longer exists)
is that there might have been two other people in the theatre with us while we were
watching those movies so we could complain as loudly as we liked.
Anyway, a crack team of scientists is hastily assembled when a cable-laying boat (insert
your own joke here) stumbles across a spaceship. Naturally they have all kinds of
problems (mental and physical) and ultimately, bad things happen.
When I told Rish that I was going to review this one he asked me if it was indeed Horror.
The short answer is yes. The long answer is that in spite of the fact that it really isn't
terribly scary (especially on the small screen) there are too many horror elements and
sequences to ignore. Additionally, I've noticed that Mr. Crichton's movies are invariably
labelled with the T-word and I like to dispel that myth as often as I can.
To be completely honest with you, there are long stretches of this movie that I really
dig on. The effects are nice, the premise is top-notch and some of the suspense/scares
are well done. What ruins the movie for me is the same thing that ruined the book for
me, the ending. I hate it. To me this is the ultimate cop-out ending. I'm not going to
spoil it for you since I know a number of people who really like it, but know that my reason
for disliking the movie almost wholly lies at the end.
For sci-fi fans and Crichton fans in specific, this one is pretty good and you should
probably at least check it out.
Total Skulls: 14
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ![]() ![]() |
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Power is cut | ![]() |
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Phone lines are cut | ![]() ![]() |
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Someone investigates a strange noise | ![]() ![]() |
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Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ![]() |
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Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ![]() |
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Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ![]() |
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Dream sequence | ||
Hallucination/Vision | ![]() ![]() |
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No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Warning goes unheeded | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Flashback sequence | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood spatters - camera, wall, etc. | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ![]() |
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Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ![]() |
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What the hell? |