The StepfatherYear: 1987 Director: Joseph Ruben Written by: Donald E. Westlake Threat: Psychopath Weapon of Choice: 2 x 4 |
Other movies in this series:
Stepfather 2
Stepfather III
Rish Outfield's reviews
Terry O'Quinn rules! One of the big arguments tyranist and I have had was
over who we were supposed to root for in Stepfather. While I understand
his reservations, I felt for O'Quinn's character, wanted him to stay normal,
and wanted him to get away with it. He was so charismatic, intelligent, and
prominently-featured that it was hard not to like him (though, somehow,
tyranist didn't). What's-her-name...Jill Scholen is supposed to be the hero
here, but I wanted her dead from the first minute. She does get naked
though, folks, and I was surprised by that since she notoriously follows the
Jamie Lee Curtis rule in her other horror movies. This is a good movie,
people, regardless of what you've heard. It's well-thought-out, smart,
entertaining, and has a satisfying conclusion. Some found it boring, but a
movie doesn't have to have an exploding torso every minute to be interesting.
Best Scare: Possibly just his efficiency and calm while killing.
I'd Recommend It To: About any horror fan.
The tyranist's thoughts
I'm as big a Jill Schoelen as anyone short of her mother, but this movie bugged me. It was very well done with high production
values, a well-executed concept, and good acting. My problem was with the first hour (hence two-thirds) of the movie. It
was so slow and dragged. They movie opens with the revelation of who the killer is (of course, it would have been self-defeating
not to tell us, since the title kind of gives it away). We then watch him maintain his semblance of a normal life for the
next hour. It grated on my nerves. Rish was of exactly the opposite opinion. He loves the killer. In fact, he liked him so
much that he insisted that this movie gets a skull for Villain is more sympathetic than heroes. I strongly disagree. I hated
him from the first moment to the last. You'll probably have to see it yourself to really decide, but go in knowing that
you will either love Terry O'Quinn's character or hate him and that will be the difference in how much you like the movie.
Having said that, I will say that the last half hour is very good. Once the action starts the movie takes about three steps
up. Suddenly the dialogue is all great, the characters are all exactly as they should be. Westlake wrote an amazingly
convincing and sudden finale.
Total Skulls: 13
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
What the hell? | ||
x years ago . . . | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending |