Still LifeYear: 1988 Director: Graeme Campbell Written by: Dean Parisot, Michael Taav Threat: Psychopath Weapon of Choice: Gun Based upon: Original |
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The tyranist's thoughts
I wasn't really looking forward to watching this one since it had no one I recognized in it and was only rated PG-13. I'm
not saying that you can't make a good scary movie that isn't rated R, I'm just saying, that in most cases, the lower
rating is a sign that the horror film just isn't going to cut it. Maybe now I know why Dean Parisot only has one writing
credit and lots of directing credits.
So there have been some killings. Art killings. You know, where after the victim is dead, the killer paints him up and
frames him in some manner. Oh and there is a 'struggling' musician and a young reporter who seem to be involved only in
that they are in the movie. Well, more killings happen. The musician gets framed. The reporter disappears at an odd time
and . . . well, I'll leave the ending for the two or three of you out there who really want to see it.
The best thing about this movie was Jessica Steen. I didn't remember having seen her before, but she was in
Armageddon. Things were usually a little better when she was on screen. The rest of the time I spent wondering
just how pretentious the movie could get. They seemed to be trying really hard to convince us that the killer was really
likeable. Even when you figure out who the killer is (which should be an hour and a half before any of the characters
figure it out), you can't like him. He is sychophantic and whining. When the end of the movie rolls around and they are
trying their hardest to push all the sympathy buttons, I felt the most revolted. Dean Parisot went on to direct a couple
comedies that I absolutely love, but this is not where he shines.
The movie was pretty low budget, but it wanted to pretend like it was more. It had a distinctly haughty air to it that
put me off time and again and some pretty terrible music. That's a real problem in a movie that features a musician as
the main character.
See it if you must, but I really don't think you'll like it.
Total Skulls: 10
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Hallucination/Vision | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |