Strange BehaviorYear: 1981 Director: Michael Laughlin Written by: Bill Condon, Michael Laughlin Threat: mad scientist Weapon of Choice: needle Based upon: none |
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Rish's Reviews
This was another film I saw at my Irish friend's place, during the month or so we
actually made an effort to see a flick together every week. He called this one
Dead Kids, which I suppose was the inferior international title, though
someone told me this flick was also called Small Town Massacre, which is
even worse.
Shot with no budget, with New Zealand subbing for the United States, Strange
Behavior tells the story of a small town sheriff attempting to get to the bottom of
a series of seemingly-random murders. Could they all have been committed by the
same killer? Might it have anything to do with the experimental procedures being
tested on the local student body? Could his own son be connected in some way?
The answers? No, Yes, and Yes.
This cheapy still had a couple of semi-recognizable faces in it, like Michael Murphy as
the sheriff, Superman's Mark McClure, and One Flew Over the Cuckoo's
Nest's Louise Fletcher. Co-writer Bill Condon went on to get an Oscar for
Gods and Monsters and a nomination for Chicago. But something
tells me this one isn't placed as high on his resume.
My Irish friend hates everything (after seeing Star Wars: Episode II, he told
me, "George Lucas should be taken out into the middle of the street and shot"), but he
liked this one more than I did. I found it boring, with lots of long takes and dialogue
scenes that went nowhere. Most of it was quite senseless and badly exectuted, and
character motivation is completely nill. I don't recommend it.
Even so, one killer did wear a Tor Johnson mask, so it gets points there. The one nice
moment in the movie is when a closed door subtly, slowly opens (which wasn't really
scary, but was pretty effective). Oh yeah, I almost forgot: the main character pees a
stream of blood and also gets an eight inch syringe in his eye. That doesn't happen
everyday.
With a score by Tangerine Dream (which is apparently a big deal, according to a
couple friends of mine), the best thing about this flick is that it was made in the early
80's, the bygone heyday of Slasher films.
It was an extraordinarily sloppy film with a terrible ending. The idea was a good one,
but it was ruined by the film itself. Worst of all, one inexplicable musical scene where
the characters face the camera and dance was so horrible, it made the Holocaust look
like a fender bender.
Note: This basic story was retold a few years later in the not-great-but-still-superior
Disturbing Behavior,
which even has a similar title.
Total Skulls: 26
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Hallucination/Vision | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Warning goes unheeded | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Flashback sequence | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood spatters - camera, wall, etc. | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |