Sweet SixteenYear: 1982 Director: Jim Sotos Written by: Erwin Goldman Threat: Psychopath Weapon of Choice: Knife |
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Rish Outfield's reviews
Oddly, this wasn't so bad. It had a pretty good story and was fairly evenly
entertaining. The acting was good and the dialogue was nice, but it was
pretty predictable in who was going to die next (wait, maybe the video box
gave that away). The young heroine was really attractive in an Eighties
Slasher Movie Virgin way, but she also seemed to have talent, so I wonder
what happened to her. One of the two female stars went on to do the first
Friday the 13th, but I'm too dumb to remember which it was. By the halfway
point, tyranist and I knew who the killer was, but there were a lot of red
herrings thrown in for bad measure. Though it was obviously cheap and
quickly-made, it was always coherent and well-thought-out, which raises it
above a lot of horror movies we've reviewed here. There were some odd
moments when the title character stared at herself in the mirror in various
states of undress, almost as if she had been body-swapped with Rish Outfield,
but that was explained somewhat at the end. I was only left with one
question, when all was said and done--Just what was Patrick McNee doing in
this?
The tyranist's thoughts
This is a pretty typical early 80's slasher with a couple of interesting exceptions. Exception one is that it is pretty much
the boys of the town that are getting hacked up, and exception two is that they try to do the racial tension thing. The fact
that Rish and I knew who the killer was in under fifteen minutes probably indicates that this isn't terribly successful. They
made several attempts to lay the blame at someone elses feet and still couldn't convince us that we were wrong. Some of the
highlights of the movie are that it has Patrick Macnee in it, the OTS is the classically gratuitous kind that predominated
in the early 80's, and the fact that the boys get chopped up instead of the girls. There is also an interesting subplot
involving the town sheriff and a county records worker, but it may be that we were so bored with the rest of the movie
that we latched onto the first thing that showed any promise of entertainment. Still it was better than some.
Total Skulls: 16
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | Patrick Macnee | |
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
What the hell? | ||
x years ago . . . | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending |