Tenderness of the WolvesYear: 1973 Director: Ulli Lommel Written by: Kurt Raab Threat: Cannibal Weapon of Choice: Teeth Based upon: Original |
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The tyranist's thoughts
This is a movie that I probably never would have bothered to see except that it was sitting in the super-cheap dollar bin
at the video store and I'm never one to pass up owning a video for less than I could rent it. Of course, I see a lot of
terrible movies that way. You'd think I'd at least expect them to be bad, but instead, I find myself hoping I've stumbled
onto something much better than usual.
The basic story, as confusing as it sometimes was, is that there is a criminal living in post-WWI Germany who likes little
boys. For more than one reason. Many of them have gone into his apartment but few have come out. The police find it
disturbing but don't know what to do. His friends think he's a little bit off, but they aren't sure why. In the end, it
all falls apart on him.
The movie wasn't terrible in its own frame, but it wasn't more than mediocre either. There was a lot of nudity (all male)
for a film in 1973 and there were a few truly disturbing moments. Really, the whole thing seemed a little half-hearted.
Ulli Lommel went on to direct a few American horror flicks (like Boogeyman and The Devonsville Terror) but I wouldn't recommend that his fans track this one
down. In my eyes this is a dismal beginning to a pathetic career.
Total Skulls: 6
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | Jurgen Prochnow | |
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Hallucination/Vision | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Warning goes unheeded | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Flashback sequence | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |