TerrorVision

Year: 1986

Director: Ted Nicolaou

Written by: Ted Nicolaou

Threat: Alien

Weapon of Choice: Claws

Based upon: Original

IMDb page: IMDb link

      TerrorVision

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The tyranist's thoughts
I just watched this last night and I am already trying to forget it so forgive me if this isn't the most informative review. I think I started trying to forget it moments after it started and have just gone down hill since then.
So there's this "rich" family who is installing a satellite dish (remember, this was made in the 80's) and they have a few problems. One of those problems turns out to be a beamed down garbage field from the planet Pluton. Guess what is in it. Yep, a mean, nasty alien.
They tried really hard to walk the line between horror and comedy and ended up truly failing in both respects. I found no part of the movie entertaining and definitely not scary. In fact, the acting was so hammed up that I only held back from the skull because I'm sure they were told to do it that way.
Diane Franklin (a favourite of mine) appears and makes me wish she hadn't. The rest of the cast is just as bad. The idea wasn't exactly horrible, but the way it ended up is abominable. Just think folks, this is the same crew that went on to found Full Moon Pictures.
Well, see it if you must, but I recommend avoiding it.

Total Skulls: 20

Sequel
Sequel setup skull
Rips off earlier film
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie skullskull
Future celebrity appears
Former celebrity appears
Bad title skull
Bad premise
Bad acting
Bad dialogue skull
Bad execution skull
MTV Editing
OTS
Girl unnecessarily gets naked
Wanton sex
Death associated with sex
Unfulfilled promise of nudity skull
Characters forget about threat
Secluded location
Power is cut
Phone lines are cut skull
Someone investigates a strange noise skull
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door skull
Camera is the killer
Victims cower in front of a window/door
Victim locks self in with killer
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls
Toilet stall scene
Shower/bath scene
Car stalls or won't start
Cat jumps out
Fake scare
Laughable scare skullskull
Stupid discovery of corpse
Dream sequence
No one believes only witness skullskull
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth
Music detracts from scene
Death in first five minutes
x years before/later
Dark and stormy night
Killer doesn't stay dead skull
Killer wears a mask
Killer is in closet
Killer is in car with victim
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes
Unscary villain/monster skull
Beheading
Blood fountain
Blood hits camera
Poor death effect skullskull
Excessive gore
No one dies at all
Virgin survives
Geek/Nerd survives
Little kid lamely survives
Dog/Pet miraculously survives
Unresolved subplots
"It was all a dream" ending
Unbelievably happy ending
Unbelievably crappy ending skull
What the hell? skull