ThinnerYear: 1996 Director: Tom Holland Written by: Michael McDowell, Tom Holland Threat: Gypsy Weapon of Choice: Curse Based upon: novel - Thinner - Richard Bachman |
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Rish Outfield's reviews
Wow, my least-favourite Stephen King story brought to life! I've found, though, that this can work in a film's advantage.
The more beloved the source material, the more expectations the fans have, and the more chance the film will disappoint. In
this case, I actually enjoyed the film, much to my surprise. Horror film veterans Tom Holland (
Fright Night, Child's Play) and producers Richard Rupenstein and Michael
Galin (who also made Creepshow and the TV anthology series "Tales From the Darkside")
know their stuff, pulled off a much better adaptation than I would've thought possible. But don't get me wrong, it was a
sad, unpleasant film, just not as unpleasant as the book was.
Big fat and friendly Billy Halleck runs down an old gypsy woman with his car, and makes an enemy of her father when he gets
off scot-free. He is cursed by the gypsy priest and the weight begins to come off. . .a lot.
The most striking thing about Thinner was the extraordinary makeup job by Greg Cannon. My first impression was
"pretty great fat makeup." Now, of course I knew it was fat makeup (it would be pretty hard to keep that a secret), but the
fact that rolly-polly Billy Halleck was played by an unknown actor, Robert John Burke, made it all the more believable that
he was really a fat guy. He was very good as the lead, not just in being a "nobody," but in his acting as well. Joe
Mantegna appeared as a Mafioso buddy-type character, who turned out to be more likable than anybody else. Uber-hot B-movie
sexpot Kari Wuhrer appears (and keeps her shirt on, if you can believe it), as a character I found particularly loathsome.
But I have issues. I smiled when I saw Steve King's cameo as Mr. Bangor, the town pharmacist, but that rather silly practice
seems to better belong in the 80's, doesn't it?
The story moved at a nice pace, but it was very, very cruel and very bleak, like the book. The ending was substantially
different from the one I remember in the novel, tacking on a rather overt moral: "Badness leads to more badness."
I'd Recommend It To: King fans, mostly, but they've probably already seen it.
Total Skulls: 9
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Hallucination/Vision | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Flashback sequence | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |