ThrillerYear: 1983 Director: John Landis Written by: John Landis & Michael Jackson Threat: Thriller Weapon of Choice: None |
Rish Outfield's reviews
Go ahead, laugh.
This is simply the greatest music video ever made (followed distantly by
Weezer's "Buddy Holly"), and it is horror. Tyranist was hesitant about
listing this on his site, feeling that the Simpsons' yearly "Treehouse Of
Horrors" are more appropriate. But maybe they both belong. I mean, look at
the skulls! The way I see it, the more stuff we can put on this site, the
better. B-Movies, Cartoons, Ghostbusters, video games, "Twilight Zone"s,
etc. I can just see our one loyal fan laughing, "Hey, they put an episode of
'The Andy Griffith' show on here!" We'll just have to see.
This video inspired and delighted me as a boy, and I still find it cool as an
'adult.' This was the peak of Michael Jackson's popularity, and completely
changed the look of music videos forever. The makeup (Rick Baker again) and
transformation scenes are top-notch a decade-and-a-half later, and I still
love the song (R.I.P. Vincent Price). I will admit that it's not for
everybody, but for me...um...it does.
Next up: Huey Lewis and the News' "Doin' It All For My Baby!"
Best Scare: Michael's cool eyes at the end.
I'd Recommend It To: Myself. Does that count?
The tyranist's thoughts
If Rish weren't such a fan of this short, it wouldn't be here. That aside . . . there are actually some really cool things in this little
film. The make-up is fantastic (Rick Baker is always fantastic), the plot really isn't that bad (until the it's-all-a-dream ending) and
I have to admit that the song itself is a really cool homage to the genre. Almost any film with a dance number in it can be forgotten
instantly (see Slumber Party Massacre 2), but since you go into this one
knowing what is coming, it isn't so bad.
Sequel | ||
Owes everything to/rips off earlier film | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Beheading | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | Thriller (starring Vincent Price) | |
Future celebrity appears | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
What the hell? |
Total Skulls: 9
Other movies in this series:
None