Tombs of the Blind DeadYear: 1971 Director: Amando de Ossario Written by: Amando de Ossario Threat: Undead Weapon of Choice: Teeth Based upon: Original |
Other movies in this series:
Return of the Blind Dead (Ataque de los Muertos Sin Ojos)
The Blind Dead 3 (El Buque Maldito)
The Blind Dead 4 (La Noche de las Gaviotas)
Rish Outfield's reviews
Unless I'm mistaken, I think La Noche Del Terror Ciego is the first movie on
the HFC in Spanish. I hope it won't be our last. [Editor's note: Actually, the first movie
on the HFC that was in Spanish was Dracula (1931).]
When a young woman has a falling out with her gal-pal, she finds herself stuck
out in the middle of no where (or maybe it's Portugal, I'm not sure), seeking shelter
inside an abandoned monastery. Bad move. Somewhere along the way, she awakens
the Templars, an undead group of evil knights who were put to death hundreds of
years before for practicing human sacrifices and drinking blood and playing their
records too loud. This woman actually locks herself in with the monster...that almost
never happens. Well, the reign of terror begins, and BITEMARKS are found on
the victims! When her friends come around to investigate, they are drawn into the
whole disturbing mess.
So, about the title characters: fans and the subtitles call them Templars (whatever
that is), but from the actual dialogue it seems like they're really called Warriors.
I had heard a lot about these Templars, mostly very very good things. And I'll
admit, they were unique. The empty eye sockets are just great, making them
scary-looking beyond description. In the backstory it was explained that crows
had pecked out their eyes (which also happened to the lady who ran the post
office in my home town, but that's another story), and the fact that they were
blind made them less threatening, but less like other monsters we've seen. Also,
the way they were done was rather excellent (with puppets or phoney heads
rather than makeup or masks), again making them less human and less like other
movie beasties. Quite an accomplishment. They're also completely silent creatures
(in my notes I wrote, "one had a grey beard, one brown." Why I wrote this I have
no idea), and I admired the way they were photographed, usually in slow-motion,
to give them an otherworldy sense of movement, a trick that's even more effective
when they ride their phantom horses. Someone once decided that a slow-moving
monster is scarier than a fast one. They are right, even though I wonder how they
manage to catch their victims that way.
Shot in Spain and Portugal, the film was slow-moving at first, but once it got going,
it was really entertaining. It featured truly creepy, evil music by Antyon Garcia
Abril which included nice chanting/moaning. It also featured lesbianas,
a word I don't get to use often enough. Action-wise, the girl first does her friend,
then her friend's boyfriend, then the local smuggler. But be warned, there is an
unpleasant rape scene midway through. The film was different than most I've
seen, coming closest to some of the weirder Hammer films.
Again I ask myself, what's the difference between a zombie and an undead?
I guess a zombie wouldn't ride a horse, right? And definitely not in slow-motion.
I recommend this film. Mostly because it won't be super-easy to find. Your average
video store that stocks a couple copies of
Urban Legend,
Interview with the Vampire, and Flatliners is not the place to go
for treats like this, The Forgotten One,
and Hard To Die.
Total Skulls: 18
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Hallucination/Vision | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Warning goes unheeded | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Flashback sequence | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |