The TommyknockersYear: 1993 Director: John Power Written by: Lawrence D. Cohen Threat: Aliens Weapon of Choice: Lipstick |
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The tyranist's thoughts
I was going to assert that there had been almost as many TV movies and mini-series made from Stephen King's work
as there had been theatrical and video release films. Then I checked. It is currently 4 to 1 in favor of the films. At least
it seemed like there were a lot of made-for-TV King movies.
I have to admit that I have never read The Tommyknockers. I know that you are asking yourself how this is possible.
Well, I wasn't always a King fan and there are a lot of books to read besides his. I promise to read it soon. Still, I enjoyed
the mini-series for the most part. Jimmy Smits is always hard to endure, but he does a fair job here. Marg Helgenberger
is pretty fantastic as the possessed Bobbi Anderson. Really, this is pretty well-thought out and paced. There are certain
creepy moments (none are truly frightening) and there is a lot of the feeling of say The Stepford Wives. It is good
for three hours entertainment.
I feel obligated to explain one skull on this review. Unfulfilled promise of nudity. "But you knew it was made for TV, how
could you expect any nudity." Well, as I see it, anything with Traci Lords that doesn't have her appearing completely
naked is an unfulfilled promise of nudity. It's just what we've come to expect of her. I mean, really she isn't a very good
actress anyway.
Total Skulls: 12
| Sequel | ||
| Sequel setup | ||
| Rips off earlier film | ||
| Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
| Future celebrity appears | ||
| Former celebrity appears | ||
| Bad title | ||
| Bad premise | ||
| Bad acting | ||
| Bad dialogue | ||
| Bad execution | ||
| MTV Editing | ||
| OTS | ||
| Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
| Wanton sex | ||
| Death associated with sex | ||
| Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
| Characters forget about threat | ||
| Secluded location | ||
| Power is cut | ||
| Phone lines are cut | ||
| Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
| Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
| Camera is the killer | ||
| Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
| Victim locks self in with killer | ||
| Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
| Toilet stall scene:ØFÀ> | ||
| Shower scene | ||
| Car stalls or won't start | ||
| Cat jumps out | ||
| Fake scare | ||
| Laughable scare | ||
| Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
| Dream sequence | ||
| No one believes only witness | ||
| Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
| Music detracts from scene | ||
| Death in first five minutes | ||
| What the hell? | ||
| x years ago . . . | ||
| Dark and stormy night | ||
| Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
| Killer wears a mask | ||
| Killer is in closet | ||
| Killer is in car with victim | ||
| Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
| Unscary villain/monster | ||
| Beheading | ||
| Blood fountain | ||
| Blood hits camera | ||
| Poor death effect | ||
| Excessive gore | ||
| No one dies at all | ||
| Virgin survives | ||
| Geek/Nerd survives | ||
| Little kid lamely survives | ||
| Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
| Unresolved subplots | ||
| "It was all a dream" ending | ||
| Unbelievably happy ending | ||
| Unbelievably crappy ending |