The TommyknockersYear: 1993 Director: John Power Written by: Lawrence D. Cohen Threat: Aliens Weapon of Choice: Lipstick |
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The tyranist's thoughts
I was going to assert that there had been almost as many TV movies and mini-series made from Stephen King's work
as there had been theatrical and video release films. Then I checked. It is currently 4 to 1 in favor of the films. At least
it seemed like there were a lot of made-for-TV King movies.
I have to admit that I have never read The Tommyknockers. I know that you are asking yourself how this is possible.
Well, I wasn't always a King fan and there are a lot of books to read besides his. I promise to read it soon. Still, I enjoyed
the mini-series for the most part. Jimmy Smits is always hard to endure, but he does a fair job here. Marg Helgenberger
is pretty fantastic as the possessed Bobbi Anderson. Really, this is pretty well-thought out and paced. There are certain
creepy moments (none are truly frightening) and there is a lot of the feeling of say The Stepford Wives. It is good
for three hours entertainment.
I feel obligated to explain one skull on this review. Unfulfilled promise of nudity. "But you knew it was made for TV, how
could you expect any nudity." Well, as I see it, anything with Traci Lords that doesn't have her appearing completely
naked is an unfulfilled promise of nudity. It's just what we've come to expect of her. I mean, really she isn't a very good
actress anyway.
Total Skulls: 12
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene:ØFÀ> | ||
Shower scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
What the hell? | ||
x years ago . . . | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending |