Too Scared to ScreamYear: 1982 Director: Tony Lo Bianco Written by: Neal Barbera, Glenn Leopold Threat: Psychopath Weapon of Choice: Knife Based upon: Original |
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Rish Outfield's reviews
First things first: Great title. The movie could be as bad as Halloween 6, but
the title is top-notch. The movie itself was not awful, but not particularly great either. The plot was simple (too
simple, really): A black-gloved killer murders folks in a ritzy New York apartment building and a couple of detectives
investigate.
Mike Conners (also the producer) stars as an old, gruff cop. Anne Archer (future movie star) plays a young, pretty,
police woman. Both John Heard and Murray Hamilton appear in short scenes, one each. Overall, it had a strong TV movie
feel. I kept expecting to see commercial breaks featuring Mean Joe Green throwing his jersey to the kid, or the old
"ancient Chinese secret" Calgon ad. I don't know if that's the camera work or the lighting or sets, but it had that
feel. Also, the music felt like it was right out of "Baretta" or "Starsky & Hutch." There were a few lame fake scares but
no real ones. Bodies kept turning up in interesting/silly places. For example, one was in a washing machine, waiting to
pop out when the door was opened. Another was up in the ceiling of an elevator, waiting to drop down when someone got
under it. And still another was waiting inside a doorway for someone to go out into the hall so it could fall on them, of
course. How do dead bodies stand up like that? The killer was pretty ubiquitous also, popping out from under beds,
closets, hallways, and doorways. We're supposed to suspect the fey, cryptic, Shakespeare-quoting doorman. In fact, at one
point, I wrote in my notes "If he's not the killer, there isn't one." I won't give it away, but there did end up being a
killer, and it wasn't the doorman. In the end, the film wasn't really deserving of such a title. In fact, I don't think
there were any characters who were too scared to scream. Too bad. I like that concept. That's pretty much all I got out
of this one. Oh yeah, and Harrison Ford should've done Sum of All Fears.
Note: Although the IMDB claims this film was released in 1985, the copyright was ‘82, and those credits included more
than the director and actors.
Total Skulls: 15
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ![]() ![]() |
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Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ![]() |
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Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ![]() |
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Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ![]() |
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Phone lines are cut | ![]() |
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Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ![]() |
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Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ![]() |
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Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ![]() ![]() |
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Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ![]() |
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Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ![]() ![]() |
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Dream sequence | ||
Hallucination/Vision | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Flashback sequence | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ![]() |
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Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ![]() |
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"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |