Two Evil Eyes

Year: 1990

Director: George Romero, Dario Argento

Written by: George Romero, Dario Argento, Franco Ferrini

Threat: Undead/Cat

Weapon of Choice: Pistol/Noose

IMDb page: IMDb link

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Rish Outfield's reviews
Pretty good. Dario Argento is a stylized genius, George Romero is a great filmmaker, and Edgar Allan Poe is a great source for cool stories. There were interesting modern twists on two Poe tales, "The Strange Case of M. Valdemar" and "The Black Cat," both significantly altered from their original text, while still remaining true to Poe's style. It was somewhat gory, and bizarre at times (probably Argento's influence). The first story was very macabre, and had one of the more repugnant monsters I'd seen in a while (a while being only a few days, due to my inexhaustable thirst for Horror films). Plus, this had HARVEY KEITEL in it!

The tyranist's thoughts
What we have here is a Poe anthology that was done by two of the finest horror directors around. True to their own independent visions of horror Romero and Argento have put together a great homage piece for Poe. They have adapted his work to the current time and given him life again.
The first episode in the anthology was done by George Romero and is based on Poe's "The Facts in the Case of M. Valdemar." It has a very modern spin to it that the story didn't even come close to encompassing, but in its heart it remains very true to Poe's intent. The affair, the other ones, and the haunting ending are all new. What isn't is that core of the story that asks what happens when someone under hypnosis (or mesmerism and Poe knew it) dies. The result is a little chilling and a lot fascinating. Adrienne Barbeau appears in this episode and doesn't do a bad job even though she reminds me of my mother (if my mother were an evil conniving bitch that is). If you are looking for typical Romero gore and action, you won't find it here. Instead Romero uses his amazingly reflective slow-paced talents to build suspense.
The second episode was done by Dario Argento and is based on Poe's "The Black Cat." This is probably one of Poe's more popular (if largely unadapted) stories. It echoes "The Tell-Tale Heart quite a bit, but is magnificent in its own right. Argento seems to pick up about mid-way through Poe's original story, but from there on out he makes the story engaging. I did kind of think that dream that Harvey Keitel had was pretty bad, but outside of that, the tension is strong. Argento also added a twist to the story that Poe didn't have. I will let you break through the wall to find out what it is. Harvey is his normal self, turning in a pretty good performance that shows both the insanity and irrational joy of the character. Argento's spins make the story fit our times pretty well, but the take away quite a bit of the mystique of the original story. Still, it is very suspenseful and well told. You should enjoy it.

Total Skulls: 22

Sequel
Sequel setup
Rips off earlier film
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie
Future celebrity appears
Former celebrity appears
Bad title
Bad premise
Bad acting
Bad dialogue
Bad execution
MTV Editing
OTS skull
Girl unnecessarily gets naked
Wanton sex
Death associated with sex
Unfulfilled promise of nudity
Characters forget about threat
Secluded location
Power is cut skull
Phone lines are cut skull
Someone investigates a strange noise skullskull
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door skull
Camera is the killer skull
Victims cower in front of a window/door
Victim locks self in with killer skull
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls
Toilet stall scene
Shower scene skull
Car stalls or won't start
Cat jumps out skullskull
Fake scare skull
Laughable scare
Stupid discovery of corpse
Dream sequence skull
No one believes only witness
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth
Music detracts from scene
Death in first five minutes
What the hell? skull
x years ago . . .
Dark and stormy night skull
Killer doesn't stay dead skullskull
Killer wears a mask
Killer is in closet
Killer is in car with victim
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes
Unscary villain/monster
Beheading
Blood fountain
Blood hits camera skull
Poor death effect
Excessive gore skull
No one dies at all
Virgin survives
Geek/Nerd survives
Little kid lamely survives
Dog/Pet miraculously survives skullskull
Unresolved subplots skull
"It was all a dream" ending
Unbelievably happy ending
Unbelievably crappy ending