Two Evil EyesYear: 1990 Director: George Romero, Dario Argento Written by: George Romero, Dario Argento, Franco Ferrini Threat: Undead/Cat Weapon of Choice: Pistol/Noose |
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Rish Outfield's reviews
Pretty good. Dario Argento is a stylized genius, George Romero is a great
filmmaker, and Edgar Allan Poe is a great source for cool stories. There
were interesting modern twists on two Poe tales, "The Strange Case of M.
Valdemar" and "The Black Cat," both significantly altered from their original
text, while still remaining true to Poe's style. It was somewhat gory, and
bizarre at times (probably Argento's influence). The first story was very
macabre, and had one of the more repugnant monsters I'd seen in a while (a
while being only a few days, due to my inexhaustable thirst for Horror
films). Plus, this had HARVEY KEITEL in it!
The tyranist's thoughts
What we have here is a Poe anthology that was done by two of the finest horror directors around. True to their own independent
visions of horror Romero and Argento have put together a great homage piece for Poe. They have adapted his work to the current
time and given him life again.
The first episode in the anthology was done by George Romero and is based on Poe's "The Facts in the Case of M. Valdemar." It
has a very modern spin to it that the story didn't even come close to encompassing, but in its heart it remains very true
to Poe's intent. The affair, the other ones, and the haunting ending are all new. What isn't is that core of the story that
asks what happens when someone under hypnosis (or mesmerism and Poe knew it) dies. The result is a little chilling and a
lot fascinating. Adrienne Barbeau appears in this episode and doesn't do a bad job even though she reminds me of my mother (if
my mother were an evil conniving bitch that is). If you are looking for typical Romero gore and action, you won't find it here.
Instead Romero uses his amazingly reflective slow-paced talents to build suspense.
The second episode was done by Dario Argento and is based on Poe's "The Black Cat." This is probably one of Poe's more
popular (if largely unadapted) stories. It echoes "The Tell-Tale Heart quite a bit, but is magnificent in its own right.
Argento seems to pick up about mid-way through Poe's original story, but from there on out he makes the story engaging. I did
kind of think that dream that Harvey Keitel had was pretty bad, but outside of that, the tension is strong. Argento also added
a twist to the story that Poe didn't have. I will let you break through the wall to find out what it is. Harvey is his normal
self, turning in a pretty good performance that shows both the insanity and irrational joy of the character. Argento's spins
make the story fit our times pretty well, but the take away quite a bit of the mystique of the original story. Still, it is
very suspenseful and well told. You should enjoy it.
Total Skulls: 22
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
What the hell? | ||
x years ago . . . | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending |