Uncle SamYear: 1996 Director: William Lustig Written by: Larry Cohen Threat: Undead Weapon of Choice: Cannon |
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Rish Outfield's reviews
This movie worked and didn't work. After A-Pix's so-horrible-it's-great
Jack Frost, I expected something similar here. Surprisingly, a lot of this
was professionally done. The story was bad, but not so bad it was
entertaining. The dialogue was stupid, but never funny-stupid. The lapses
in logic were much fewer in this film, so they seemed to detract instead of
add to the movie. The acting wasn't so bad...surprisingly. In fact, Isaac
Hayes really shined. Uncle Sam offs a ton of people (so many that some
people actually die offscreen) in 'creative' ways, but it all got old since
very few were actually creative.
When I found out that Uncle Sam's director, William Lustig, also helmed
Maniac, it really made me think. I'm sure, when Lustig was directing
Maniac, he had no idea that twenty years later he'd be making even lower
brow fare. Although I hated Maniac, I've got to feel a little sorry for
the guy. You'd think a twenty-two year old aspiring auteur would have
directed Uncle Sam, not someone who had a career once, and it's come to this.
Best Scare: No real scares, though the Uncle Sam mask WAS scary, as were his eyes.
I'd Recommend It To: The bored among fans of dumb horror.
The tyranist's thoughts
Another bad movie by A*Pix. If you loved Jack Frost, then Uncle Sam will blow
your mind. I hated this movie unequivocally. I will grant that Uncle Sam is a much scarier villain than Jack Frost, but come
on. This is modern low budget horror and you should know that coming into the movie. The best part of the movie for me was
probably the scene where the Uncle Sam on stilts is peeking in a second story window. That is it. It was good to see Isaac
Hayes I guess and I was excited to see P.J. Soles, but here character was on screen for five minutes and for the majority of
that time I loathed her. Actually, if I could find one more horror movie with her in it (Halloween
and Carrie are the two that I know she is in), I would consider adding her to the Scream
Queens list. If anyone asked me about this movie, I wouldn't hesitate to tell them it was absolutely terrible.
Total Skulls: 15
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
What the hell? | ||
x years ago . . . | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending |