The Unholy

Year: 1987

Director: Camilo Vila

Written by: Philip Yordan, Fernando Fonseca

Threat: Demon

Weapon of Choice: Claws

Based upon: Original

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The tyranist's thoughts
While there are literally thousands of slasher flicks, there aren't a lot of priest fights off evil movies. After watching The Unholy, I'm convinced that there should have been one less. It isn't outright terrible like a lot of the slashers are, and in fact, I'd put it in the pretty mediocre range. The problem is that while a mediocre or even bad slasher can be fun to watch anyway, a mediocre or bad priest fights off evil movie is never fun. They just take themselves too seriously.
So a priest in New Orleans (where else?) dies mysteriously, but not that mysteriously since we get to see what happened before the credits are up. The filmmakers than proceeded to try to make a mystery out of who did it giving us little hints as to who might have done it and even conspiracy tips. Then, at the end, they reveal that it wasn't any of the things they hinted, but just exactly what they showed us in the first place. This pissed me off even more. If you are going to try to play it as a mystery, then perhaps you shouldn't show the event up front. Conversely, if you show the audience what happened, don't try to hint that something else is the truth unless you're going to give us a little payoff
Needless to say, this left me deeply unfulfilled. The acting wasn't bad and neither was the dialogue (mostly), but I could really have used a little intelligent story telling. There are far better movies out there so I wouldn't waste your time with this one.

Total Skulls: 21

Sequel
Sequel setup
Rips off earlier film
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie
Future celebrity appears
Former celebrity appears
Bad title skull
Bad premise
Bad acting
Bad dialogue
Bad execution
MTV Editing skull
OTS skullskull
Girl unnecessarily gets naked skull
Wanton sex skull
Death associated with sex skull
Unfulfilled promise of nudity
Characters forget about threat
Secluded location
Power is cut
Phone lines are cut
Someone investigates a strange noise skull
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door
Camera is the killer
Victims cower in front of a window/door
Victim locks self in with killer
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls skull
Toilet stall scene
Shower/bath scene
Car stalls or won't start
Cat jumps out
Fake scare skullskull
Laughable scare
Stupid discovery of corpse skull
Dream sequence skullskull
No one believes only witness
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth skull
Music detracts from scene
Death in first five minutes skull
x years before/later skull
Dark and stormy night
Killer doesn't stay dead
Killer wears a mask
Killer is in closet
Killer is in car with victim
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes
Unscary villain/monster
Beheading
Blood fountain skull
Blood hits camera
Poor death effect
Excessive gore skull
No one dies at all
Virgin survives skull
Geek/Nerd survives
Little kid lamely survives
Dog/Pet miraculously survives
Unresolved subplots
"It was all a dream" ending
Unbelievably happy ending
Unbelievably crappy ending
What the hell? skull