The UnnamableYear: 1988 Director: Jean-Paul Ouellette Written by: Jean-Paul Ouellette Threat: Demon Weapon of Choice: Claws Based upon: story - "The Unnamable" - H.P. Lovecraft |
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The Unnamable 2: The Statement of Randolph Carter
Rish Outfield's reviews
A bunch of very old-looking Miskatonic University students go into a dark
house that shelters a creature of such hideousness, that merely seeing it
drives men insane (I once knew a girl like that, but she was only ugly on the inside).
The premise wasn't too bad, but the film itself was really, really dumb. It
was poorly-done, lacked any credibility, and none of the characters even
approached likability. And what was with the stilted, pseudo-intellectual
dialogue? The creature was very cool-looking (again, though, they showed it
on the video cover, though it is not seen in the movie for an hour), but all
of the work in the film obviously went into her costume.
Best Scare: A couple of quick glimpses of the monster startled me pretty well.
The tyranist's thoughts
H.P. Lovecraft has long been a favourite author of mine. The darkness and mystery with which he views the world
appeals to my deepest senses. I guess you could see that coming, couldn't you. Still, adaptations of his work vary
greatly in quality. Some, like Re-Animator, are wonderful and endearing. They
truly capture the spirit of Lovecraft's work even if they don't follow the story exactly. Others, like
Cthulhu Mansion are so bad that I wish there were a way to unaffiliate Lovecraft. These usually just try to
use the title of a Lovecraft story or character or maybe plot to further an otherwise standard or sub-standard horror flick.
Lovecraft is not standard.
The Unnamable sort of falls in the middle. The production was pretty bad with acting and dialogue unworthy of even
the worst Lovecraft pastiche. I loathed that Miskatonic University appeared to have exactly one dozen students and no
more. I hated that Randolph Carter was played as a completely distracted academic (instead of author) that was pretty
much unphased by demonic darkness. I also hate that they showed the monster on the cover, but that is a different argument.
To its advantage, they actually captured the original story very well. Their embellishments didn't completely destroy the mood
and spirit of the story and there is a long list of elements that they kept the same. I like this particular story of Lovecraft's
and I find their treatment more than fair. So much in fact, that I am completely willing to check out the sequel which is based
on a different Lovecraft story (unusual, I know).
Total Skulls: 25
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | Blood hits camera | |
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |