Vampire HuntersYear: 2002 Director: Wellson Chin Written by: Tsui Hark Threat: Vampire Weapon of Choice: Dynamite Based upon: nothing |
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The tyranist's thoughts
I was completely unacquainted with the world of Hong Kong cinema as recently as
five years ago. Fortunately, a little exposure was all that was needed. We haven't
reviewed much in the way of cross-overs between the world of Asian cinema and
the horror genre, but perhaps today is your lucky day. Not only is Vampire Hunters
a classic Hong Kong martial arts fantasy, but it's also horror. Hmm. Maybe 'classic'
is too strong a term.
A band of vampire hunters has at last tracked a vampire to its origin. They apparently
lack what it takes to do their job, however, because it promptly kicks their collective
ass. A while later, four of the original band are seeking their master from whom they
were separated during the fleeing part of their last battle. They stumble upon a marriage
that ends up having consequences on more than one level.
I like the vampire mythology of this one. First, there are dead people. Then there are
the corpses of dead people animated into a zombie state (they like to hop in this state for
some reason--sometimes it's a little creepy, mostly it's kinda funny). Those zombies develop a
taste for blood (and apparently some intelligence) and become vampires. They also
don't bite to suck blood, preferring instead to make like a vacuum and literally suck the
flessh and blood off of the skeleton from a short distance.
There are moments of pure genre film from all of the genres that this one mixes, but
in the end it is exactly what is promised, a martial-arts fantasy/horror flick. For that
reason it is easy to enjoy if it is your type of movie already. On the other hand, I can
see a lot of people walking away from this one too. You probably already know which
category you will fall into.
Total Skulls: 12
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ![]() |
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Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ![]() |
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Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ![]() ![]() |
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Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Hallucination/Vision | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Warning goes unheeded | ![]() |
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Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ![]() |
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x years before/later | ![]() |
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Flashback sequence | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ![]() |
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Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ![]() |
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Blood fountain | ||
Blood spatters - camera, wall, etc. | ![]() |
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Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ![]() |
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Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ![]() |
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"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |