VampiresYear: 1998 Director: John Carpenter Written by: Don Jakoby Threat: Vampires Weapon of Choice: Crossbow Based upon: novel - Vampire$ - John Steakley |
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Rish Outfield's reviews
Maybe you ought to check out my review of Near Dark, as I‘ll touch on the
same stuff here as there. It's interesting how the vampire legend is treated
in various films. In some (Interview with the Vampire), vampires have
superhuman strength, in some (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) they are
considerably weak. In Blade, sunscreen allows vampires to walk during the
day, in Near Dark, they sit in the shade and they're fine. Crosses work in
From Dusk Till Dawn, but not here. Holy Water works in Bordello of Blood
and The Lost Boys (squirt guns in both, if I recall), but not here. They
can become bats in the Dracula films (even Dracula: Dead and Loving It), but not
here. In some films, if you stake one--they turn into dust, in others, you
have to leave the stake in forever, or they'll pop back to life. Can they
fly? Can they hypnotize? Do they look like people or are they deformed?
Can they go invisible? Do they have to sleep in their native turf? Do they
have a reflection? What does garlic do to them? Do silver bullets work? If
you're bitten, how long does it take to become one yourself? Just how do you
become one, anyway? I just don't get it--how do real vampires react when they
watch this stuff? Maybe it's a big laugh to them, who knows?
Oh yeah, this movie was alright. James Woods is his usual gruff self, and
Twin Peaks' Sheryl Lee was it. There was a somewhat-touching moment at the
end, but I still left unsatisfied. What was the question?
Best Scare: Gee, I don't remember. Probably something to do with vampires.
I'd Recommend It To: If it looks good to you, go and see it. What are you listening to me for?
The tyranist's thoughts
Halloween and Big Trouble in Little China are two of my all time favourite movies.
It stands to follow that Vampires would probably be pretty good then. It was. It wasn't great the way Halloween was or even as scary. But it did have that good John Carpenter feel. I have to
admit that James Woods played the part of the Master Slayer well. I didn't think he had it in him. And Sheryl Lee? Her
quivering vampire turning had me sold.
What I really liked in this movie, though, was the history. They took the time to include little bits that showed us the
history of the Slayers and the vampires. It expanded the movie in a very good way. A lot of vampire movies just have
vampires and never bother to explain why they exist or why the people trying to kill them exist. The Catholic church element
of Vampires makes the whole story so much more believable.
I recently rewatched this when it came out on DVD and had the pleasure of listening to John Carpenter talk about the movie
on the commentary. He pointed out something that helped make even a little more sense of the movie for me. He sees this movie
as being "the Wild Bunch meets Dracula." And that is exactly what I noticed this time through (I watched it once without the
commentary before I listend to John). It has a very Western feel to it. In the way things are framed and in the layout of the
story. The setting is obviously old west. There is even a brothel scene (of sorts). I found that it becomes a much better
movie when it is viewed through this lens. And the scene at the end where he lets Montoya and Katrina go in spite of the
fact that she has turned and he is turning takes on a whole new level of importance. It even had me a little choked up this
time around. If you can lay your hands on the DVD take a moment to listen to John Carpenter and it will change your opinion.
Total Skulls: 21
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |