Vampires

Year: 1998

Director: John Carpenter

Written by: Don Jakoby

Threat: Vampires

Weapon of Choice: Crossbow

Based upon: novel - Vampire$ - John Steakley

IMDb page: IMDb link

      Vampires DVD

Other movies in this series:
Vampires: Los Muertos

Rish Outfield's reviews
Maybe you ought to check out my review of Near Dark, as I‘ll touch on the same stuff here as there. It's interesting how the vampire legend is treated in various films. In some (Interview with the Vampire), vampires have superhuman strength, in some (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) they are considerably weak. In Blade, sunscreen allows vampires to walk during the day, in Near Dark, they sit in the shade and they're fine. Crosses work in From Dusk Till Dawn, but not here. Holy Water works in Bordello of Blood and The Lost Boys (squirt guns in both, if I recall), but not here. They can become bats in the Dracula films (even Dracula: Dead and Loving It), but not here. In some films, if you stake one--they turn into dust, in others, you have to leave the stake in forever, or they'll pop back to life. Can they fly? Can they hypnotize? Do they look like people or are they deformed? Can they go invisible? Do they have to sleep in their native turf? Do they have a reflection? What does garlic do to them? Do silver bullets work? If you're bitten, how long does it take to become one yourself? Just how do you become one, anyway? I just don't get it--how do real vampires react when they watch this stuff? Maybe it's a big laugh to them, who knows?
Oh yeah, this movie was alright. James Woods is his usual gruff self, and Twin Peaks' Sheryl Lee was it. There was a somewhat-touching moment at the end, but I still left unsatisfied. What was the question?
Best Scare: Gee, I don't remember. Probably something to do with vampires.
I'd Recommend It To: If it looks good to you, go and see it. What are you listening to me for?

The tyranist's thoughts
Halloween and Big Trouble in Little China are two of my all time favourite movies. It stands to follow that Vampires would probably be pretty good then. It was. It wasn't great the way Halloween was or even as scary. But it did have that good John Carpenter feel. I have to admit that James Woods played the part of the Master Slayer well. I didn't think he had it in him. And Sheryl Lee? Her quivering vampire turning had me sold.
What I really liked in this movie, though, was the history. They took the time to include little bits that showed us the history of the Slayers and the vampires. It expanded the movie in a very good way. A lot of vampire movies just have vampires and never bother to explain why they exist or why the people trying to kill them exist. The Catholic church element of Vampires makes the whole story so much more believable.
I recently rewatched this when it came out on DVD and had the pleasure of listening to John Carpenter talk about the movie on the commentary. He pointed out something that helped make even a little more sense of the movie for me. He sees this movie as being "the Wild Bunch meets Dracula." And that is exactly what I noticed this time through (I watched it once without the commentary before I listend to John). It has a very Western feel to it. In the way things are framed and in the layout of the story. The setting is obviously old west. There is even a brothel scene (of sorts). I found that it becomes a much better movie when it is viewed through this lens. And the scene at the end where he lets Montoya and Katrina go in spite of the fact that she has turned and he is turning takes on a whole new level of importance. It even had me a little choked up this time around. If you can lay your hands on the DVD take a moment to listen to John Carpenter and it will change your opinion.

Total Skulls: 21

Sequel
Sequel setup skull
Rips off earlier film
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie
Future celebrity appears
Former celebrity appears
Bad title
Bad premise
Bad acting
Bad dialogue
Bad execution
MTV Editing
OTS skullskull
Girl unnecessarily gets naked skull
Wanton sex skull
Death associated with sex skull
Unfulfilled promise of nudity
Characters forget about threat skull
Secluded location skullskull
Power is cut
Phone lines are cut
Someone investigates a strange noise
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door
Camera is the killer skull
Victims cower in front of a window/door
Victim locks self in with killer
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls
Toilet stall scene skull
Shower/bath scene
Car stalls or won't start
Cat jumps out
Fake scare skull
Laughable scare
Stupid discovery of corpse
Dream sequence
No one believes only witness
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth
Music detracts from scene
Death in first five minutes skull
x years before/later
Dark and stormy night
Killer doesn't stay dead skull
Killer wears a mask
Killer is in closet
Killer is in car with victim skull
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes
Unscary villain/monster
Beheading skullskull
Blood fountain skull
Blood hits camera
Poor death effect
Excessive gore skull
No one dies at all
Virgin survives
Geek/Nerd survives skull
Little kid lamely survives
Dog/Pet miraculously survives
Unresolved subplots skull
"It was all a dream" ending
Unbelievably happy ending
Unbelievably crappy ending
What the hell?