Vampires: Los Muertos

Year: 2002

Director: Tommy Lee Wallace

Written by: Tommy Lee Wallace

Threat: Vampires

Weapon of Choice: Sunlight

Based upon: nothing

IMDb page: IMDb link

      Vampires: Los Muertos

Other movies in this series:
Vampires

The tyranist's thoughts
So you have a decent, kick-ass kind of vampire flick set in the Southwest that made a decent amount of money. Seems like the thing to do would be sequelize the hell out of it. Right? And who better than one of your own proteges to carry on the effort?
Vampire hunting has apparently become enough of a profession to attract Jon Bon Jovi to its munificent labors. A particularly juicy contract comes up and, wouldn't you know it, it involves hunting down a vampire who's after the black cross and a reverse exorcism. Well, gather up a team aging rock star, and lets kick some vampire ass.
When all is said and done, the film, which is firmly entrenched in the sub-sub-genre of the Western/Vampire flick, is pretty mediocre. The plot is pretty predictable and follows along with the first movie evenly. The acting is okay, it's too bad they couldn't get any of the actors from the first movie to return. The end of the movie is telling of how I felt about the whole thing: it was neither as sweet nor as sad as the first one. Now maybe time has made me think Vampires was a better film than it really is, but I am positive that it is a better film than this one.
Vampire lovers might like this one, although the main vampire doesn't have a line of dialogue until the last ten minutes of the movie, and Carpenter fans might find a little more of the same as what was in Vampires. They may also find less. It's always just so hard to talk about these mediocre movies. You can't praise them much and you can't knock them down to far. All you can say is that you saw it.

Total Skulls: 12

Sequel skull
Sequel setup
Rips off earlier film
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie
Future celebrity appears
Former celebrity appears
Bad title
Bad premise
Bad acting
Bad dialogue
Bad execution
MTV Editing
OTS
Girl unnecessarily gets naked
Wanton sex
Death associated with sex skull
Unfulfilled promise of nudity
Characters forget about threat
Secluded location
Power is cut
Phone lines are cut
Someone investigates a strange noise skull
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door
Camera is the killer skull
Victims cower in front of a window/door
Victim locks self in with killer
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls
Toilet stall scene
Shower/bath scene skull
Car stalls or won't start
Cat jumps out
Fake scare
Laughable scare
Stupid discovery of corpse
Dream sequence
Hallucination/Vision skullskull
No one believes only witness
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth
Warning goes unheeded
Music detracts from scene
Death in first five minutes skull
x years before/later
Flashback sequence
Dark and stormy night
Killer doesn't stay dead
Killer wears a mask
Killer is in closet
Killer is in car with victim
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes
Unscary villain/monster
Beheading skullskull
Blood fountain skull
Blood spatters - camera, wall, etc. skull
Poor death effect
Excessive gore
No one dies at all
Virgin survives
Geek/Nerd survives
Little kid lamely survives
Dog/Pet miraculously survives
Unresolved subplots
"It was all a dream" ending
Unbelievably happy ending
Unbelievably crappy ending
What the hell?