Vampires: Los MuertosYear: 2002 Director: Tommy Lee Wallace Written by: Tommy Lee Wallace Threat: Vampires Weapon of Choice: Sunlight Based upon: nothing |
Other movies in this series:
Vampires
The tyranist's thoughts
So you have a decent, kick-ass kind of vampire flick set in the Southwest that made a
decent amount of money. Seems like the thing to do would be sequelize the hell out of
it. Right? And who better than one of your own proteges to carry on the effort?
Vampire hunting has apparently become enough of a profession to attract Jon Bon Jovi
to its munificent labors. A particularly juicy contract comes up and, wouldn't you know it,
it involves hunting down a vampire who's after the black cross and a reverse exorcism.
Well, gather up a team aging rock star, and lets kick some vampire ass.
When all is said and done, the film, which is firmly entrenched in the sub-sub-genre of
the Western/Vampire flick, is pretty mediocre. The plot is pretty predictable and follows
along with the first movie evenly. The acting is okay, it's too bad they couldn't get any
of the actors from the first movie to return. The end of the movie is telling of how I felt
about the whole thing: it was neither as sweet nor as sad as the first one. Now maybe
time has made me think Vampires was a better film than it really is, but I am
positive that it is a better film than this one.
Vampire lovers might like this one, although the main vampire doesn't have a line of
dialogue until the last ten minutes of the movie, and Carpenter fans might find a little
more of the same as what was in Vampires. They may also find less. It's always
just so hard to talk about these mediocre movies. You can't praise them much and you
can't knock them down to far. All you can say is that you saw it.
Total Skulls: 12
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Hallucination/Vision | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Warning goes unheeded | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Flashback sequence | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood spatters - camera, wall, etc. | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |